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What sort of car is this ? https://i.imgbox.com/liESmZat.jpg

I just poked myself in the eye.

Most of my eBay auctions specify "ships to US only," and I did not check "international shipping" when listing... yet several of my high bidders are out of the US. I'm guessing I missed something?

Meow!!!

It's Taco Tuesday! (Admittedly... two days early. But hey - tacos!!)

Would you like the salted nuts or the salty nuts? Choose wisely.

I was in a waiting room down from an MRI machine today and I could feel some kind of uncomfortable energy coming from the machine when it made a certain kind of sound. Not a feeling I want to have again. I don't see how people can work there.

Ric Flair says he has a man crush on Tom Brady

Just a reminder to not use status updates to espouse your religious or political beliefs. Thank you.

Got the flu...

Facebook

How do you use this thing again?

I am at a party. At the party is the county judge, sailor sam, the first one, the second one and the jailer man. Who is hosting the party?

Do you think there will be a day when we lose the ability to time travel?

Free the guilty and punish the innocent!

HOW much is it for a Domino's 12"??? I hope the barbecue sauce was flown all the way from Texas that morning.

sleep in the gutter cause you are trash

Wow, the whole state is without electricity due to massive storm.

Wow, the whole state is without electricity due to massive storm.

Your breath smells like rancid tuna mixed with horse dookie.

Nobody cares about your stupid pinned tweet.

We can dance if we want to.

Craft beer, friends, and video games at my place tonight

There's not much difference between a drug addict and a video game addict. They both waste incredible amounts of time and all they can think about is their next fix. These addicts need to get serious and procreate, then spend all of their time changing dirty diapers and losing their hearing from the non-stop crying.

Angelina Jolie Files for Divorce From Brad Pitt