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Mr.Amiga500

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  1. So leave a peppermint stick for old St. Nick

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      Mr.Amiga500

      I don't even know how he gets past customs. Isn't he in violation of multiple international security protocols?

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  2. So leave a peppermint stick for old St. Nick

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      Mr.Amiga500

      Is St. Nick the same guy as Santa? Then who the hell is Kris Kringle? Whoever they are, they should all be arrested for breaking and entering.

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  3. I feel like my brain collapsed in on itself.

    1. Mr.Amiga500

      Mr.Amiga500

      Yes, cranial implosion. It's OK as long as your brain doesn't accumulate too much mass and it goes supernova. Then your head explodes like in the movie Scanners.

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  4. They are not, the hell, your whales.

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      Mr.Amiga500

      These days, they'd probably make spin-off movies: Star Trek: Return of the Whales, Star Trek: Revenge of the Whales, Star Trek: Whales in Beverley Hills... etc.

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  5. You know that crud that collects in the cupholder of your center console that's made of dried spilled coffee, dust, dead human skin cells, lint?

    1. Mr.Amiga500

      Mr.Amiga500

      @save2600

      You have condoms in your cup holder? Where do you normally drive?

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  6. X-mas is approaching fast - time to bake some cookies! ^^

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      Mr.Amiga500

      I guess "X" is supposed to stand for Christ. That makes X-men = Christ-men.

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  7. Don't want no Cap'n Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran

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      Mr.Amiga500

      Those are double-negatives, so if you "DON'T want NO Cap'n Crunch", then that means you want Cap'n Crunch.

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  8. Enjoyed listening to the sound of snow melting today.

  9. Enjoyed listening to the sound of snow melting today.

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      Mr.Amiga500

      I miss that sound. I might hear it again around April.

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  10. The internet -- where you can state that baby bunnies are cute and fluffy and then have 20 people argue with you.

  11. The internet -- where you can state that baby bunnies are cute and fluffy and then have 20 people argue with you.

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      Mr.Amiga500

      Did YOU know that baby bunnies kill more people each year than baby squirrels and baby chipmunks COMBINED?! It's true. (...well, maybe not)

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  12. Whatever happened to the days when librarians would chop a limb off with an axe when someone had an overdue Dr. Suess book.

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      Mr.Amiga500

      I miss the days when librarians would violently attack you for whispering. These days, libraries are louder than mall food courts.

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  13. "OMG! I shot my eye out."

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      Mr.Amiga500

      Conversely - life is pretty dull until you find an eye. That's when the fun and games begin.

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  14. "OMG! I shot my eye out."

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      Mr.Amiga500

      It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

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  15. The little parrot in SKULL & CROSSBONES sounds more to me like he's saying "Bitches Away!" than "pieces of eight".

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      Mr.Amiga500

      I thought this was about Skull & Bones, the secret society. (they say "Bitches Away!" too)

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  16. Happy Birthday to me!!! Today's forecast: It's going to be a nice day. :)

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      Mr.Amiga500

      Happy Birthday. I bet you got screwed every year, getting one of your Christmas presents early instead of a separate gift.

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  17. T'is the season...Time to come in out of the cold and snow, grab a nice cup of hot chocolate, and tune in to the Yule Log channel so you can pretend you have a fireplace.

    1. Mr.Amiga500

      Mr.Amiga500

      @GoldLeader

      When you said "grab a nice hot cup of" I thought the next words were going to be "shut the f&[email protected] up".

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  18. If I could only keep 1 vintage console it would be the vectrex, not because I think it is the best retro console, but because emulating just doesn't give anywhere near the full experience.

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      Mr.Amiga500

      I need a Vectrex. I've always loved vector graphics.

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  19. T'is the season...Time to come in out of the cold and snow, grab a nice cup of hot chocolate, and tune in to the Yule Log channel so you can pretend you have a fireplace.

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      Mr.Amiga500

      A fireplace is nice and quaint - as long as you don't have to rely on it for heat. Otherwise, you have to screw around with it every couple hours so it doesn't go out or you freeze your f-ing ass, the pipes burst and all your plants die.

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  20. The lights were flicking off and on, so I turned off my computer since my uninterruptible power supply seems to be dying. I took a shower in case the lights go off and I'm trying to take a nap, but squirrels in the attic seem to be having a furry little tap dance competition, so I can't sleep.

    1. Mr.Amiga500

      Mr.Amiga500

      I know how you feel. My power goes out regularly - and once in a while a weasel gets into the attic and chases mice all over the place. I bang on the ceiling - but it doesn't help.

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  21. put up the christmas lights, my daughter is quite happy about it

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      Mr.Amiga500

      I use Christmas lights year-round for interior lighting. I like how it looks, so why limit it only to Christmas?

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  22. I tried to come up with an example of an abstruse word, but I couldn't think of any.

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      Mr.Amiga500

      I want a schnauzer with my wiener schnitzel.

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  23. I tried to come up with an example of an abstruse word, but I couldn't think of any.

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      Mr.Amiga500

      How about pneukruohaebromoph? Or gangriophilotrebe?

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