fdurso224

What are you lookin' at, butthead?

You wouldn't want me to get fired, would you?

No it's "I'd get fired. Now you wouldn't want that to happen, would ya? WOULD YA?"

Now of course not, Biff...

They're always plotting something. Part of their charm. Like throwing up in some random place on your carpet. Or pissing on your bath mat.

"Here's the thing: You get the smartest cat in the world and he still craps in your house.  Let's just

not flush the toilets.  It's the same thing."  --Red from "That 70's Show"

Let's see if my brain is functioning.  How about 1-12-2211?

At least written the U.S. way.

What about 11-02-2011?

Or 11-12-2111?  OK My head hurts. 😅

I had to have a lower radiator hose (metal) replaced in my car because my heat stopped working and it was supposed to be -10 F not long after it started leaking... and it cost me $400... ugh.

My tooth broke exploded while I was sleeping, car is messed up, missing people a lot from the ghostage, and pretty much giving up. I'm getting things done though so I don't flip my lidsville. 

@fdurso224  Damn!   That's like 3 NEO GEO Games!

Meow!

I hope you find your bike, man.

Is there something you'd like to share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry???

Which one?  I have many.

If there's another cat outside or a dog around, then I fear my cat.  He goes wacko.

My cat is annoying. Technically speaking she's my grandpa's cat, but when he died, we "inherited" it when the cat we already had died. Before that, it lived at my sister's house. They already had a cat. Now they just have one cat. That was about 12 years ago. Both cats are still alive.

I had a friend chicken once. His name was Luke.  He was a small Bantam rooster, very colorful.  Used to take him for car rides on a milk crate in the passenger seat.  Sadly at about five years of age he froze to death on the side step of my parents house.  And before you ask, no, he was not subsequently placed in the freezer for use at a later time, he was a pet.

"It's no fun playing with a chicken! They don't bark good."

One cup of Meow mix(chicken flavored with chicken leg shapes) and a bowl of fresh water coming right up.

It worked!  

Wake me up when it's 20XX

Well,   I'm still playing San Francisco Rush 2049,  But I'm in no rush to get there...No "Rush" haha..I crack myself up!

@GoldLeader... Hahaha. Yep that's true bro. I live were the pizza never sleeps. But I have to admit. The McPizza is really good that was one of my favorite commercial versions to eat. 8^)

Right on!  OK This is my last comment on other people's Status Updates,...Where I spam them about my Taco Bell adventures fer no good reason...haha...I really am on my way out the door right after this posts...I spent a lot of today out shoveling my driveway so my reward is good food (Or in this case Taco Bell!  LOL)....Laters!

No worries bro. It was work well done and you need to reward yourself with some great food...and Neo-Geo. 8^)

*sigh* *pour Meow Mix into cat food dish*

They always want something, don't they.

Wrrrrow!

**Insert that unspellable Turkey Noise here**   No reason.

F tha Police

A dark future where "Atari" is still being advertised....yep!

Whatever happened to Winchell's?

Time to make the donuts,  I made the donuts.   Remember that one?   

Man I miss Dunkin Donuts!  (Ours closed down...Probably early 90's...I lost track).  The nearest one is now 45 miles away in Fort Collins,  and when they first opened, like the one in Denver, people were camping out overnight waiting...

R.I.P.

R.I.P.

R.I.P 

...and some dry white toast, ma'am.

Sounds dam good!

"Fix the lighter."