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  1. Look over there. It's the Pacific ocean.

    1. ClassicGMR

      ClassicGMR

      What manner of Apocalypse is this? I am on the EAST COAST???

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      ^My Favorite comment today!

  2. If you don't know that bars of soap used to be much larger, you might be a whippersnapper teenybopper. Bar soap was so big that it would get thinner in the middle and split in half.

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    2. pce_collector
    3. scrummy

      scrummy

      Girl Scouts at one time actually sold the cookies themselves.  Now, their mothers sell them while the brats jump around and they aren't even wearing a uniform.  Here's my take, if you want me to give you money, get a wagon, get dressed up in your uniform, and pull the cookies around door to door, otherwise you are just faking it. Fake people living in a fake meaningless culture.  They don't understand initiative, gumption, bravery, pride, any of it.  I don't want their cookies.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Why back in my day, soap came in a bar the size of a small Volkswagen, We'd get enough lather to fill Lake Erie, and girl scouts would paint your house if they thought you'd buy a box of Angry Samoans, we didn't have those Nintendos with their fancy Pacmens...And sometimes if we ran out of cereal, we'd just eat a box of hornets!

  3. From CNN in 1997: "'Third Rock' star French Stewart has a new job: pitching Motts Clamato juice. Stewart's series of commercials, which guarantee the beverage is 99.9 percent clam free, defend the product's dash of clam juice."

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      At least it's not Mountain Dew!

  4. I knew it. You didn't buy enough popcorn. With the amount you're going to be eating, you need at least a 6 month supply for a family of 17.

  5. Are you sure you're ready? You don't look ready.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I'm always ready!   I just look like I'm never ready.

  6. Manhandled donkey muffins!

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Would the opposite be womanhandled horse cupcakes?

  7. You changed your name to Scrubbly Dimwater?

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    2. littleman jack

      littleman jack

      Scrubby Dishwater

    3. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      Scrubby McScrubface.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Scrotum McDillwater

  8. It's almost time for the big UFO limited hangout distraction. Get ready to ignore everything else that might be important.

    1. Giles N

      Giles N

      Alien Intrusion...?

  9. Nice looking glass you have there. What a project!

    1. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      It's a shame I have to knock it over.  Whoops.

    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      The project was successfully used to foresee such an occurrence and it was prevented.

    3. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      Yet, psychic convention has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

  10. He's wearing it wrong!

     

    youtu.be/WS3BhSlQQTM

     

  11. Things you probably didn't know about the Titanic:

     

    https://youtu.be/bfk0tyxmdyQ

     

  12. Have you heard of the COC Campaign? COC stands for "Consume Obey Conform." Used in a sentence: Do you like COC?

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    2. zylon

      zylon

      Deliverance was an ass-kickin COC album

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      So I'm thinking Random Terrain doesn't like our C.O.C. references...Sorry RT,  but when you've used an acronym since the '80s, ya can't just out of the blue decide it means something else,...numsaying?

    4. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      That COC doesn't exist in the timeline I came from.

  13. Around 10 years ago I had a DUMB dream. People were forced to live and work in a huge DUMB. I thought it was one of my random dumb dreams, but maybe it wasn't so dumb.

  14. The 1983 page seems to be done:

     

    randomterrain.com/1983.html

  15. Enjoy a delicious turkey steak with pork fat:

     

    https://youtu.be/y558WAbD7z8?t=141

     

    1. Giles N

      Giles N

      Turkey... with pork(!)-fat, my goodness, 

    2. thanatos

      thanatos

      Looks like a fancily named chicken patty.

  16. Tried a Kinder Bueno Crispy Creamy Chocolate Bar the other day and it was pretty good. As their web site says, it's "satisfying but not heavy."

     

    kinder.com/us/en/bueno-us-landing-page

    1. thanatos

      thanatos

      Kinder stuff is great.  I haven't tried that version, but their one with the white filling is awesome.  And they also have ones with crispy cookie outsides called Happy Hippos.

      We get them brought to us when the people from our office in Germany come to visit.

  17. You just sit there on your butt whether you read a book or watch TV, so how are books better? At least you can't get a paper cut from TV.

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    2. BydoEmpire

      BydoEmpire

      Not sure if joking...

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Well,  I'm not joking.  I never see 7 foot tall monsters you can control for sale on TV!  Only that My Pillow Guy.

       

         LOL!

    4. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Books usually contain propaganda, which is similar to advertising, but you can't change the channel or hit the mute button. Your only choices are to stop reading the book, burn the book, or pluck your eyes out.

  18. Somebody told me that you like The Beatles. Here you go:

     

    youtu.be/mJag19WoAe0

     

  19. You're still asleep? Come on, wake up! It will be great! "Weird Al" Yankovic has all the toilet paper you'll ever need:

     

    https://youtu.be/SMhwddNQSWQ?t=44

  20. BOGO FroYo in SoHo?

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    2. BydoEmpire

      BydoEmpire

      Sometimes at work, I try to send emails with the subject being the longest string of acronyms used in our group that actually says what I want to say.  I've gotten pretty far, 4-5 in a row, each 3-5 letters.  They're usually well-received.

    3. Zoyous

      Zoyous

      No mo' FOMO. YOLO!

    4. adam242

      adam242

      Solo pogo? YOLO!

  21. PROTIP: When in doubt, say "larger."

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      True story;  I had this girlfriend that was a psychic and she only stood a little over 5'2...I told her she was a small medium.

       

      (Sorry I couldn't think of any "larger" stories...)

    2. WhataKowinkydink

      WhataKowinkydink

      What, I can't say "more bigger"?  xD

  22. Wanted a game like Miner Dig Deep, so I bought SteamWorld Dig. Didn't like it at first, but now that I have a transporter, it's not so bad. I tried to like Terraria, but it has too much demonic crap, so I gave up on it.

    1. DoctorSpuds

      DoctorSpuds

      Here's how you win at Terraria: Cheat. I ain't joking. I played through it properly once and that was enough. About 300 hours of rage and misery. Still fun though.

  23. Do you think teeth get jealous of hair sometimes since teeth can never be combed?

    1. JacobZu7zu7

      JacobZu7zu7

      'Murican teeth don't mind, because floss exists in the mighty US of A. 

  24. No, I will not hold you while you poop, sir. You shouldn't expect any employee to do that, especially now. That's a good way to catch the rona.

    1. Allan

      Allan

      I heard that that is what all the kids are calling it. ;)

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