Random Terrain

Visiting hours are 9 to 5 . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thv2SPXLyZU

It's drought season, everyone. Let's get drunk, shoot off fireworks and burn down the neighborhood! Yee-haw!

We're Crap Incorporated . . . C - R - A - P . . . Crap Incorporated! We're ruining songs!

I'm getting ready to watch The Adjustment Bureau on DVD for free.

BE HAPPY CONGRATULATIONS YOUR EMAIL HAS BEEN AWARD!

If you're ever constipated, just eat at McDonald's. There's a 75 percent chance you won't make it home before liquid brown fireworks shoot out of your ass and your pants explode.

After the forum software was upgraded, we got the ability to reply to status updates. A status update is kind of like a mini thread now.

The latest 10 or so status updates with replies are displayed on the right side on the main forum page.

My reaction to your reaction could have been nicer, but I'm like a box of chocolates. You never know who you are going to get.

Whipping up a red fog sky

Max out your credit cards! 2012 is coming! Oh, already did that? It had nothing to do with 2012? I see.

I didn't go to your page the first time. Let me introduce you to the AtariAge Recent Status Updates section:

http://www.atariage.com/forums/

See the section on the right side of the page? That's where many of us make corny comments.

If you want more info, click on the About Me tab above and read "About My Posts and Status Updates."

Look at that country! The branches smell fishy!

You were out of line by posting like a whiny bitch on my profile page. Next time just post a whiny reply to your status update or send a whiny PM.

If you think the phrase "acting like a humorless bitch" is dirty, you should get out more often. That phrase is so clean you can eat off it. Now go be a humorless stiff somewhere else.

I need your help Barry Manilow! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIbwFdcSKVs

Joe C., it was out-of-context, so it made no sense. I didn't know what you were talking about until I visited your profile page.

Remember, a new season of Louis C.K.'s show starts tonight: http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/louie/

What time is it, kids? "It's batari Basic time!"

"You may be wrong for all I know, but you may be right."

"I'm all wet down there," said the woman who was standing in a puddle of water. I had forgotten to throw my coat over the puddle. I have no idea how a coat floating over a puddle gives a woman the ability to walk on water, but it works every time.

IF-THEN and GOTO are all you really need in life.

Wake up! It's time to go to bed!

Everybody was kung-fu f****ing. Those c**s were fast as lightning.

Nostril fingering is not an Olympic sport, so please stop practicing.

I can't believe how smooth this sprite moves around the walls. It doesn't get stuck and there's no overlap: http://www.atariage.com/forums/topic/183236-sprite-with-ball-missile-and-collision-example-program/

Knife or Banana without Tosh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxlVzcAaLME

Blame Canada! Blame Canada!