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  1. Happy Huevos Annos!

  2. Then Mary's head is lit on fire!

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Now I have Netflix! I can probably watch some more of those!

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I've actually still got plenty (store bought) on VHS I haven't seen heh...

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I saw 3 Riff Trax Movies in the theater though ;)

  3. I like cheese.

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    2. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      You didn't throw douches at them?

    3. zylon

      zylon

      might've emptied the stage then, :P

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      No but for some reason we had a weird "nightmarish" show with us in costumes/masks, low level green stage lighting, and our buddy in a rat fink mask threw yeast at people haha...(just baking yeast, mind you) when we played "Last But Not Yeast".

  4. DIRT GHERKIN

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Still more real than "that Ataribox?"!

    2. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      Lead singer of Shart Tank?

    3. RJ

      RJ

      FERG'S MERKIN

  5. Three must own Sega Master System games are Shinobi, Phantasy Star, and Fantasy Zone

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    2. Ryan Witmer

      Ryan Witmer

      Don't forget Missile Defense 3D. Awesome, awesome game.

    3. Inky

      Inky

      Think I'll start a must have games thread

    4. thanatos

      thanatos

      Very solid list. Also agree on Space Harrier and Zillion.

  6. I probably should have washed my hands after handling that dead woodchuck. Oh well.

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      You misspelled fondling.

    3. save2600
    4. Inky

      Inky

      Very few people are getting the Mystery Science Theater quotes.

  7. 2001 is the most boring, overrated film of all time.

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    2. SlidellMan

      SlidellMan

      I prefer Kubrick's other films. (Sparticus, Dr. Strangelove, and A Clockwork Orange.)

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I definitely prefer 2001 over Star Trek the Motion Sickness, but to each his own haha...Oh yeah and Close Encounters is on a whole other level!

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Actually when I saw 2001 at work, passing lots of time and getting Paid to watch it, I really enjoyed it! (I did the Video on Demand title for DISH)...

  8. Sad to see The Retro League Podcast go. :(

  9. Gah my Mateos won't see my PC

    1. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      Mateos: The Hands of Fate

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      My local Mexican restaurant won't see my PC, either, but I'm kind of glad about that.

    3. Flojomojo
  10. I want to complain about all this sex on television. I keep falling off!

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    2. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      "And now it's time for the penguin on top of your telly to explode."

    3. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      I just spent four hours burying the cat.

       

      Four hours to bury a cat?

       

      Yes, it wouldn't keep still!

       

    4. Inky

      Inky

      BURMA!

       

      Why'd you say Burma?

       

      I Panicked.

  11. Jammin' to Rob Halford's "Winter Songs" Album at work.

  12. Yes, it's sexist male fantasies on ice!

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    2. Inky

      Inky

      jaybird3rd gets the reference!

    3. MrMaddog

      MrMaddog

      What Would Brian Boitano Do?

    4. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      "The girls with the bruised legs have to wear the long dresses ..."

       

      Great MST3K segment!

  13. If you wanna win, you gotta learn how to play...

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      A Moment to Learn ...A Lifetime to Master

    3. Swami

      Swami

      You can't win if you don't play - Minnesota Lotto

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Unless you're just lucky!

  14. Happy 200th birthday Illinois. Not that you deserve it or anything.

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    2. Inky

      Inky

      Four? I reall three.. Dan Walker, Rod Balgojesonofavich, and Geroge "lyin'" Ryan

       

    3. Flojomojo
    4. Inky

      Inky

      Ahh. I forgot about Otto.

  15. R. I. P. Stephen Hillenburg

    1. R_Leo_1

      R_Leo_1

      Wow, this is such upsetting news. He was such an amazing creator.

    2. retrorandy

      retrorandy

      SpongeBob was such a fun show for kids of all ages. His legacy lives on.

    3. DZ-Jay

      DZ-Jay

      I guess he now lives in a pineapple over the sky...

  16. Both my XE and 7800 are on the fritz. Gah

  17. G is for Gin, T is for tonic! Our six _____ are SUPERSONIC!

  18. I hate these mashed potatoes. There's a dead fly in my mashed potatoes.

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    2. Inky

      Inky

      Close Encounters of the Third Kind

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      That's OK, the spider lurking in the gravy will get him!

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      P.S. Love that movie...This means something.

  19. Apparently there's a Child's Play remake coming in 2019, and instead of being possessed by a serial killer, Chucky (Or Buddi as the teaser poster calls him,) has a faulty AI instead.

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    2. Jess Ragan
    3. AAA177

      AAA177

      Ah, I remember now, Simpsons Halloween! Thanks, Jess.

       

      Youxia, you're right, that didn't immediately come to mind. Should be set in a high school/college a la Scream or any one of those kinds of films. Wonder if Jason Blum is doing this one...

    4. Inky

      Inky

      DZ, in the original, the box said "Good Guys"

       

  20. Depression combined with a low self image really sucks.

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    2. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      I'm on Lexapro for anxiety. Have lorazepam for attacks. Wish I didn't need it. Life can be challenging. Hang in there brother.

    3. Inky

      Inky

      I just got my Lexapro refilled

    4. adam242

      adam242

      Just good old over-the-counter whiskey for me, thanks.

  21. You can make more of a change by sitting on a jury than you can voting

    1. MrMaddog

      MrMaddog

      Nah, you still get outweighed and "silenced" by the majority...

    2. Spriggy

      Spriggy

      The jury is deliberating on the comment...

  22. Inky goes hiking!

    1. carlsson

      carlsson

      I suppose you're familiar with this C64 game?

      http://gamebase64.com/game.php?id=8255

    2. Inky

      Inky

      Actually, I never owned a C64, so I'm not!

  23. Turn your crank to FRANK!

    1. Flojomojo
    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      I like cranking my own Frank.

    3. Ryan Witmer
  24. Need help creating an Excel formula that turns a whole number into an IP address

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    2. carlsson

      carlsson

      I don't have the English language version of Excel, so replace CONCAT and INT as required.

    3. carlsson

      carlsson

      Oops, I forgot that Excel has the MOD operator, unlike some Microsoft BASIC dialects from the early 1980's. :-) It simplified the formula quite a lot.

    4. Inky

      Inky

      Thanks for your help on this!

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