Sleepy ring
By Propane13,
A bo-ring.
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What kind of ring makes you very sleepy?
A bo-ring.
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I wonder if someone makes a pencil that is "read-only".
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Head and Shoulders--- I have hair on my head, but not my shoulders.
They should call it "Head and Crotch".
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They say that "home is where the heart is".
But, I'm pretty sure that my heart resides within my rib cage.
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What do you call someone who can make long-term predicitons about their nose with high accuracy?
Nostrildamus.
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Going to a Pirates of the Carribean themed party is a good idea until you choose an eyepatch for your costume, forget that you don't have any depth perception when driving, and then slam into a tree.
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A metaphor is like a similie.
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Agorophobia = fear of Al Gore?
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12-year old Scotch is not intended for 12-year olds.
Might I recommend HopScotch instead.
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In the southern states, did the government give prospective college students Lees instead of Grants?
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I made this comic years ago.
http://www.upl.cs.wisc.edu/~harvey/thought_balloons.html
Just felt like sharing it today with the community.
They are sufficiently terrible.
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2 men at NASA were hungry.
One said "are we go for lunch?"
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I wonder if Budapest is actually named after the Buddha.
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Rob) I'm a tiny bit thirsty.
Bob) Do you want a latte?
Rob) No, I want a little.
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Totem Pole
By Propane13,
A man once stood on my shoulders.
Only then, did I begin to understand.
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Chicken Pox
By Propane13,
I had the chicken pox once.
So, I started investing in the excavation industry.
Now, I own all of the calomines in the world.
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What kind of bread slept with it's sibling?
Inbread.
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What do you call 200 buffalo?
A bisontennial.
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Why can't I find chicken stock on the stock market?
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I hope they make a sequel, and call it Ratathreelle.
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Why did the orange fail his exam?
- Because he couldn't concentrate.
Why did the lens fail his exam?
- Because he couldn't focus.
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What is the favorite food of someone who has a fear of scuba divers?
Endive.
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What do you call a steak that doesn't divide into smaller parts?
A prime rib.
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What do you order when you need to get a little bit of God on the side?
An Allah-cart.
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Fozzy bear
By Propane13,
What happened to Fozzy bear when he was up at bat?
He wocka-wocka-ed.
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