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Kripto

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  1. In U.S military language, the Titanic would be in "unexpected frozen mass enabled deep dock"...

    1. Enig

      Enig

      TRUFAX: Episode 3 is being delayed because Gabe Newell is going to dredge up the Titanic and claim it to be the long-lost Borealis. And he-ll repair the split using all those crowbars he was sent a few months ago.

  2. What's the speediest way to the naboo?

    1. Grig

      Grig

      Second star to the right, straight on till morning

    2. Jag_Slave

      Jag_Slave

      Through the core

    3. MagitekAngel

      MagitekAngel

      I call bullshit. Even if the planetary core was full of water, the intense heat and pressure would turn it into a red-hot superstrong ice.

  3. is making rabbits dance.

  4. And if I don't "get down" on Friday?!? Then what?!?

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      If you can't get down, get up, get on up:

       

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynfk7izWNE8

  5. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet... buried alive!

  6. Bill Foster: Two days ago it was fine. Are you telling me the street fell apart in two days?

  7. Bill Foster: Two days ago it was fine. Are you telling me the street fell apart in two days?

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