frankodragon

drinking my problems off my mind while my gf is preparing amazing street tacos.. life is good!

We send flowers to sick people. So what do you send to a sick florist?

The longer I watch the 1966 Batman TV series, the more purple Batman's cowl becomes...

Not again.. facepalm. https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/630756002

Why does it feel like its Friday but it's only Tuesday? So disappointing... lol

Our neighbor mows his yard from 7pm to 1am and it's driving the wife insane.

There are some upsides to living in an apartment. No grass to mow, no snow to shovel, and if the water heater breaks down or the roof starts leaking all you have to do is make a phone call and someone else will come fix it for free.

If oranges were blue, would it still be called orange juice?

Congratulations to Harry and Meghan!

How come nobody started an official royal wedding thread?

Where did you learn to Ataribox?

5th time I have mowed since 4/23. Grew 4 inches in 7 days, and completely filled the bed of my truck, top to bottom. 6' long bed, 1 to 1.5 cubic yards of clippings!!

CBS fall lineup will include Macguyver, Hawaii Five-O, Murphy Brown, and Magnum PI. WHAT YEAR IS THIS?

Next time, eat prunes. https://www.mlb.com/mariners/news/robinson-cano-suspended-80-games/c-276822884

Bump

I update for no apparent reason.

Finally, I have made the hall of fame. https://www.theonion.com/ass-finally-inducted-into-video-game-hall-of-fame-1825952090

Status bump just to eff with Keatah.

Just making sure I have a status update visible all day today.

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Man electrocuted to death after climbing stage at music festival (video) https://nypost.com/2018/05/10/man-electrocuted-to-death-after-climbing-stage-at-music-festival/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook

I like some of these early Spring wildflowers. I just wish the Blue Grape Hyacinths would learn to duck when the lawnmower comes by; Have they learrned nothing from the Dandelions?

How come there were never any sitcoms about funeral homes?

This show was taped before a dead studio audience.

Why does Fred Flintstone always order ribs when he knows they'll tip over his car?