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The register makes me think of that Monty Python sketch of a guy that wants to get married....at the register's office.

 

 

 

 

(I tried finding the original video but this is the closest match that came up.)

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When you hear that Atari has a  "proprietary interface" that's pretty much the final nail in the coffin.

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8 hours ago, roots.genoa said:

I'm wondering if we will be buried with our computer chairs since we can't get our fat butts out of them...
By the way I find it harder every night to climb stairs in a rolling computer chair to go to bed. It's easier, and a lot of fun, to go down the stairs for lunch though.

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A man with Elmer in his name....?

 

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With "Atari's" mission to fail,  they don't brainstorm on mission statements.  Instead, they must use this. 

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The 0-100 sad onions gives it a nice touch.

 

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I mentioned this before but it looks like the Stefan-under-the-bridge assumes that Walmart is selling the Atacobox outright.  But in fact, it's a 3rd party; online (maybe "Atari" or some other company is listing their vaporware for them) and Walmart themselves will not do anything.  Buyers will need to contact the seller of the item that's on Walmart.com if the deal goes sour.

 

If a number of buyers aren't happy, get a number of complaints, etc.,  Walmart.com will pull the seller's item(s) off their website.

 

 

 

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Makes you kind of wonder if Wyatt was hiding during the exchange between Fred and Woz was going on.

 

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3 hours ago, Phantom_of_Krankor said:

 

 

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It's back:  https://www.tingiant.com/about/

 

But doing a TinEye search, it came up 1,701 times.  https://tineye.com/search/e9fce63b205aadba93d8fa4bb3405708b73f4cc5?page=1

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Fred won't allow that pic of him and Woz to be shown to all the "pigeons."  Instead he'll use a doctored up photo similar to this one:

 

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Fred must have a bunch of unsold Speakerhats in his closet so he can give them away as Christmas gifts.

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That or he's going to stay at his -other- place.

 

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Nope.  They get only bees!

 

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1 hour ago, JBerel said:

 Even with his thick line of bullshit, Fredo still can't even infer there is a working prototype. He's just walkin around with a lump of plastic and talkin about it to anyone who will listen. 

 

 If you're a Svengoolie fan, you may know the "dummy" "Fraido".  Well, here's "Fredo" the dummy as he is a lump of plastic.

 

 

 

For posterity, here's the original dummy:

 

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7 hours ago, carlsson said:

Yeah. Since Atari were interested in game shows before in form of that Million Dollar Pong which may or may not become a reality, perhaps they're interested in a special edition of The Price is Right too.

With crazy contestants' reactions too.   

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There are still some of those that think the new Atari is the old one:

 

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There might be no village sandwich shop, but there sure is a taco shop!