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16 hours ago, x=usr(1536) said:

Look carefully at the photos.  Both fans are never seen in the same shot at the same time.  There's only one fan; they just keep moving it around to give the illusion that they're a real company that can afford more than one.

 

"Atari"- In a nutshell.

 

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Others already did months ago.

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20 minutes ago, Osgeld said:

what to you teach them?

The basics at first. If they like classical, then I teach them that.  If they like rock, I'll teach that to them.  No sense in teaching something if they don't like it.

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8 hours ago, Flojomojo said:

Just sayin'.

 

Isn't it weird how some people feel the need to make everything into tribal warfare? As if one unreleased retro thing MUST "compete" against another unreleased retro thing, because people can't have more than one, or neither?

 

Rivals for the "ATARI VCS" include, but are not limited to:

 

• Piano lessons

That makes me a rival.  I am a piano teacher.  

 

 

 

 

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8 hours ago, PlaysWithWolves said:

 

We're clearly in a giant virtual world 95% full of NPCs.  Convince me that these two posts aren't AI-created and that Atari blog posts aren't made by a corporate-speak word generator.  

 

 

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We all need to stop and look at fine art every now and then whether a drawing, painting or picture.  But disasters have more intriguing aspects.

 

 

 

 

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Here's just another response from delusional Werner:

 

 

 

 

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The only "progress" Atari (formerly Infogrames) was to make an LED light turn on.  Think of all the other possibilities they could have with LED's.  Like...toasters.

 

 

  

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I don't think Bon Jovi wants any part of it.

 

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1 hour ago, Flojomojo said:

Yeah, I don't fault Kieren at all. He's paying attention and sticking to facts, which is more than the subjects of his stories can say. 

 

I assume that splitting "Atari" into many lines is a hedge against any one sector dragging the whole thing down because of poor performance. On their front page, they have:

1. Atari Games (which I assume is Atari Interactive), 
2. Atari Casino ("The casino space presents a massive opportunity to leverage the portfolio of Atari properties through a range of social and real money casino opportunities")
3. Atari VCS (which I assume is Atari GameBox, LLC -- "game, stream, connect like never before")
4. Atari Partners ("Our brand is known worldwide and means much more than videogames. We believe we can exclusively impact the growth strategy of many start-up companies at the convergence of Entertainment, Digital Technology and Interactivity, by using our brand in a smart manner.")

I guess that's why le Fred is the boss and we aren't. 

 

This is where Fred must get his ideas:  https://www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html

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I had to put that whole No Warranty clause on the Star Wars Intro Creator:  https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/BLqmVL9TohFYNYPvf5Rx

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Now the ones that are "out" from the Farcebook postings are now considered trolls, according to the Werner dictatorship.

 

 

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May I add something to Flo's update. 

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2 hours ago, Curt Vendel said:

  Freddy is a serial scumbag.

 

 

I highly agree.

 

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23 minutes ago, TACODON said:

Has anyone checking in on our own stock market oracle... P-Dubs?

He's probably pooping his pants over the loss.

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5 minutes ago, MrBeefy said:

 

 

Atari wins if their penny stock becomes .01 right? I mean that's the goal right? To lower it to be a penny...

Maybe even if goes to half a penny.

 

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Here's more bullshitting from "Atari".  They show this animated gif of the tooling machine on their Medium page only to stop at the frame posted below.   No plastics or "textures" are shown coming out.

 

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So they pretty much went to a discount store similar to Dollar Tree or Poundland and stuck in an LED from a candle or other cheap device.

 

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(I know.  The guy looks like he's about to fart, LOL.)

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Did someone say Hardware Store?

 

 

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I wonder if Werner is a paid shill?  If someone posted that on his "forem" he'd receive a few colorful words out of Werner, following the ban-hammer.

 

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Mr. Werner is, in my opinion, a paranoid, little troll.  Especially when he thinks he has the authority to post sarcastic responses himself.