frankodragon

Anyone watch 9-1-1 on Fox? Just wondering if anyone else feels they already spit their wad on the types of emergencies they have to tackle

I'm not familiar with reddit, but see that somebody posted about Draconian today https://redd.it/7ynamx

You’re right. I’m so vain, I do think that song is about me.

Yodelling is the only type of music that I don't think anybody dislikes. It appears to be impossible for performers to do it without wearing the worlds largest smile, which makes it very difficult to view without doing the same.

Road Rage Fail in San Diego https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2Son1XP7QM

Sometimes the need to have the last word 'round here bums me out. Ugh.

You're not a real man until you can eat with a fork by holding it with chopsticks.

So Atari is starting a Crypto currency? I wonder what shady industry they'll get into next? https://gizmodo.com/atari-is-launching

I F&%*ing HATE Valentine's Day.

I'm trying to watch the Diff'rent Strokes marathon on Decades but every episode is a total downer about kids getting abused, kidnapped, bitten by dogs, etc. I just want to see that episode where Nancy Regan catches Willis smoking weed.

# of the beast

Why? Just why? https://goo.gl/RMv598

What I consider cool about the Tesla in Space is that it is now part of Pop Culture. We will see references to this in the future. Maybe a space scene in The Simpsons or Family Guy will throw the car in in the background or have Starman waving...

Ok, is the Ataribox real or not?

Dow down 1175 points today, the biggest one day drop in history, far surpassing black Monday that triggered the recession in 1987. Yikes.

Sebastian Bach once threatened to beat up William Shatner on Twitter over a emoji

Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs. This week-- on Town Talk!

I was kind of waiting for Janet Jackson to run onstage and rip off Justin Timberlake's pants.

Did you know that toasters toast toast?

Got a TeleMarketer call yesterday. She kept going on and on, so I said, "Shut up! Listen!...My friend just arrived...I gotta go! He's an astronaut and he's on his Launch Break!"

If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

And Iiiiiii, wanna beeeee, Anarchyyyy!

China is building a laser 10 trillion times more intense than the Sun that could tear space apart. http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2018/02/01/china-is-building-laser-10-trillion-times-more-intense-than-sun-that-could-tear-space-apart.html

I will be shaving my legs LIVE @ 5:30 PM EST!!!!

I will be shaving a dog, a cat, a pig, a beaver, 3 seconds off my best Dragster score, and 2 inches off my waistline in my new live feed!