frankodragon

Some aren't too fond of my 7800 games in the past so I'm going to quietly release this on this blog. For a while, I've been posting silly stuff on the Atacobox thread in which there -really- isn't anything there (IMHO); it's just an empty plastic shell. And to substitute, the thread has been inundated with taco pics because...well tacos are tasty. I've asked Walter (Gambler172) to test a game out I've created which is a 3-in-1 game for the Atari (please don't sue) 7800 system. It's three games in one to poke fun at the entire Atacobox dumpster fire. The first game is an updated Fast Food clone only with nicer graphics and everything you eat are tacos while avoiding Atacoboxes and Speakerhats. There's also the fuji logo which will give you a 1-Up. The second is a timed taco space shooter and you'll shoot Atacoboxes and Speakerhats a well as an occasional Speakerhat factory that floats above. The tomatoes give you extra time while cheese makes your meat-fire extra big and allows you to turbo-fire for a limited time. The third is a Zombie Teen game. You go around as a zombie teen, although you are a pretty normal person, and you must fart on other zombies and normal people trying to rack up points to keep the timer from going to zero. The zombies don't hurt you but other creatures and even humans will. And yes, there is an occasional taco to increase your score. * If you'd like to play this game on a real 7800, I do offer copies at $25 each plus shipping. Please PM me if interested. atacobox.bas.binatacobox.bas.a78

Who does not like tacos, with veggies, meat and cheese, will remain his life a foolish sleaze.

And there will be a stolen "Hide the Fart" game somewhere hidden within the Netflix for Mom's game.

The more hate, the more fuel to keep that dumpster fire burning.

I actually had a "nightmare" in my dreams last night. I was going to support that Atacobox but then at the last minute, I decided not to. I looked this up about having taco dreams which I don't recall having any.

I think "Atari" would be also looking into 'Sanic'...not Sonic just so they can get away with licensee fees.

TBH, I don't know what side PowerTroll is on anymore. One day he's gloating about Atari stock, then bitching about Fred. And the post he made above about meeting Cheesenuts...it feels like he mentioned it before but in 2018 or 2017.

I'm not surprised that the pigeons are operating with only half a brain there.

They might as well resurrect an old sitcom with current characters if they want the full effect of fake woodgrain. Might as well as throw in some Astroturf and the bathroom with no toilet too.

Don't forget with the VCS-Add-On, it will allow your toilets to flush in the opposite direction.

If the team is in China, there is a custom for children to wear split pants. That should be delightful for hands-in-pants man.

Biff responded to the Fecalbook mess on the AtacoVCS page about the specs. If this is true (which I'm pretty sure its not because there is nothing to show) there is really no reason to get one if you have all the classic games. The phrase "Internet Connection Required" for everything else is a big turnoff in my book. I like to do my gaming offline.

China's probably already printing out these warning stickers for the un-console.

"All they are is just a fart in the wind..."

Reported again.

Get that dude some hand sanitizer!

The idiot is at it again. Then he says " My other auction was removed for copyright? I don’t understand why the other sellers on eBay are trying to stop my auction." https://www.ebay.com/itm/Eli-s-Ladder-Atari-Cartridge/143334976486?hash=item215f6e2be6:g:jkIAAOSw7eldNKj4

Could be because copies of Frogger here have a Parker Bros. label and Hasbro now owns Parker Bros.