frankodragon

I think SmartAlec got booted off this thread. 🥾

There's a balm for that.

Reminds me of the Sputnik 403 Tape recorder.

Please let me know if any others are interested. I did have this game tested through the ass so there shouldn't be any major problems.

Not surprisingly, "Atari" gets all butthurt and blocks the unbelievers on Twitter.

All "Atari" really has to do to really sell their shells is to use some duct tape and stick a sound effects machine onto the top. I found one at a thrift store (not the Atari VCS- the sound machine). Then everyone who pre-ordered this train wreck can now press "Too bad, So Sad" and "Baby" for all their money they will not see ever again. * The "Crying Baby" sound effect is great for playing to those who are butthurt.

Controllers? You mean you have to use your hands? That's like a baby's toy.

I watched one of SammyClassicSonicFan's old videos released about six years ago and I can just imagine with instead of him saying, "Nintendo 2DS", it would be him saying, "AtariVCS." It almost would fit. The link to the video is here but he does a lot of screaming especially after 3:00 so headphone users be warned: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUMpbHOH6IA

Best person to ask is Random Terrain and find out from him if the flickering is a bit problematic on the sample. If it is, then it has to be ironed out.

For those of you who don't know, I was the one whom programmed the game using 7800Basic. And yes, I did use code from another game called "Scammer/Hollywood" Brawler but with a little more freedom to move around the screen instead of being constrained to just move left and right, as well as adding some different sound effects. As a bit of an easter egg which I'll reveal now if you haven't found it, you can also hook up the AtariVox module to hear additional voices when you hit enemies. * There is also a hidden enemy on one of the levels if you choose to not to touch the soda machine at the end of a level and keep going even though the manual warns you not to.

Here's one of the questions answered to P-Troll. So if you "trust" Walmart to give you your money back if "Atari" (as a 3rd party vendor) doesn't deliver, then Walmart won't do a thing about it.

Buy "Atari" and they'll GIVE you a country. At least what this guy is saying...

Here's an updated video of gameplay:

How about Wankcoins?

Perfect for warming taco shells in the car on a hot day. 🚽 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr8bJT0qiuA

It's been a while but after vigorous testing, with special thanks to Walter (Gambler 172), I'm about to release Draker Quest II on cartridge. To reiterate, you must guide your little friend, a little blue draker, that needs to save his friends turned into crystals in large temples, all the while you'll use your fireball to shoot at enemies. This time, each world (there are four of them in total) has a little less linear approach to which temples you can visit first. But you'll need to visit them all in order to save the drakers from their crystal prisons. At first you'll start with 99 Hit Points but you can expand that to 299 if you can find Mega-Fruits. There is also a blue iceball which will kill certain enemies that the fireball won't. Because this game is so big, I've added a four letter password system (instead of the three mentioned above) whenever you complete a world. In other words, collect all the crystals in that world. You will need to find the password draker in every draker cave; there's one found in each world. You'll need to see him each time BEFORE moving onto the next world. The password saves the number of crystals you've collected, any mega-fruits and if you have the iceball. The only thing it will NOT save is your Draker Points which is similar to money. Killing enemies and finding treasure will increase your Draker Points. Also beware that every time the game ends from dying, you'll lose all your Draker Points. Screenshots: Desert World Forest World Forest World Temple Swamp World Draker Cave Swamp World Password Screen Inside a Temple I've already made a small batch of cartridges but I'll be getting more MC boards from CPUWIZ. Here's a pic of the finished product with a little friend* for posing. *Toy draker not included.