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Man caught having sex with discarded couch - http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/couch-sex-guilty-plea-657302

I'm so fed up with the local usps. They can't deliver a package correctly to save their lives! What a bunch of Clavins!

What can brown do for you?

I'm going to create a new console and call it the Oaoyeiuoyaoo.

I loathe Time Warner. I can't wait for Google Fiber to crush them here in Austin.

So I'm going on a cruise with my folks the second week of December. First time on a cruise ship. Going to Grand Cayman and Cozumel, Mexico for a five day trip. Sure, I'd rather be going with a hot actress, but hey, it should be fun right?

flipped the score on Space Invaders 2600 using the wireless controller.... eating some potato salad now and watching Rock n Rule and the ending of Ninja Kid on NES.. ;p

I like Carpet

You did what to who now?

Everything is better with a drop of Retsin!

Anyone know where I could find cheap USB ball mouses for PCs?

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He's the fastest thing alive.

I'm wondering: has anyone here ever successfully scared a fly away from your monitor screen by wiggling your mouse pointer underneath it? I wonder if the fly can even see it.

Expanding spray foam has got to be the stickiest substance known to man. The can should say, "in case of contact, remove the affected area with a filleting knife."

No lemon, no melon.

I don't like it when people fart in front of me one of my neighbors let one rip in the apartment lobby,eww.... Anyways just resting up now... nothing else to say really lol

X-Box One came out in 2000. What the hell are they thinking??

MICROSOFT... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!!!one

xD, Atariage says I'm now a Dragonstomper!

Self Helpnosis: When you start to act like Tony Robbins and look like Susan Powter

Finally had to block a user. Wonder how long before said person gets banned.

Anyone familiar with the horror tv show host "Son of Svengoolie"? He is most famous in Chicago and in Northern Cali..anyways he actually wrote me back today and expressed some interest to be on my radio show! LOL anyways getting ready for tomorrow's new episode. Got enough material to work with gathered from the week and now just waiting to get on the air.. xo

Putting a ( ) at the end of a sentence of something you want...will not get you anywhere, or have your wish of a game to have made, will NOT come true! So stop it! Kthanks

Who is Sherwood Dicker?