frankodragon

I hope my previous status update offended you all! lol

[email protected]@K! RARE!!!!

Finally got the internet working again after it was down for 14 hours. HughesNet is crap.

HEAD ON - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD

I like..Stuff!

You know a secret that could change the world. It's on the tip of your tongue, but you can't quite remember it. Distractions keep it buried and that's a good thing if you want to preserve your current life. The keepers of secrets only allow you to live if you remain oblivious.

Someone give me a movie to watch. I need ideas.

If it wasn't for your looks, personality, and bad breath, you'd be perfect.

You can't fully understand The Beatles until you suck custard from a dead dog's eye.

"Some people call me the space cowboy.." "No, no one calls you that"

Who else feels like having a golden gaytime? http://www.streets.com.au/products/golden-gaytime.aspx

Scrambled eggs and bacon.

what is it with people "Rare Vintage" computers on ebay!!

Stay home where it is safe: http://news.yahoo.com/2-killed-jet-crashes-indiana-neighborhood-005543312.html

THE SUN IS A MASS OF INCANDESCENT GAS A GIGANTIC NUCLEAR FURNACE

Has anyone seen the comet?

What is love? Baby, don't hurt me.

Need suggestions for dinner! Definitely not bangers and mash. Going to be working on the forum upgrade all night.

These lead paint chips sure are tasty!

Why the hell does North Korea keep on saying they will nuke America? It's pretty worrying, but they would most likely be stopped before they would cause such a war...

HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

I just had another brain fart, but this time I smelled it.

This is awesome. I went to eat at Burger King, now I'm hung like a horse.

Well, it's past Midnught, so I am now 37. I feel like a old man. Seems like yesterday I was in college. You know what, to hell with middle age, I'm 25 and holding!

Why is Peter Brady hosting the Oscars?