frankodragon

"Play these games and you'll lose your sanity" - Action 52 (NES)

"Alexa, when will Ataribox be released to the public?"

This is a big taco fail: It's just a wiener in a piece of bread.

Why are you even here already? I thought you were going to come back in a year with more "wealth" according to a previous post you've made. http://atariage.com/forums/topic/266480-new-atari-console-that-ataribox/?p=3955869

Some other "dire warnings" from "atari stock" are: A Tart Sicko A Taco Skirt A Croaks Tit

"Can we make him die already?"- Awesome Possum

I guess we can all hope for a cereal to come after the Ataribox Atacobox is released. (Bonus: Print and cut out to make your very own Atacobox cereal box!)

There's already a Mario-in-a-box. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxEKSfWwc5o

There are only tacos. Except those fish "tacos" that sometimes are microwaved. So they really aren't tacos.

"I have these empty balls with a yellow rat and all these weirdos want to fight me." -Pokemon "Wait a minute, how can it be a "final fantasy" when there are so many sequels?" - Final Fantasy series

Farmyard Fun (Atari 2600): "What the F*#K is going on?"

The Atacobox should be a "toy" for voice service devices.

The Frowny Meal

What are they trying to do? Buttering up Nintendo by giving them all free Switches?

Since Feargal is now naming things after himself, he might want to name other things as well. Such as...

There is a Famiclone called Power Games in which is shaped like a penguin with red LEDs for eyes.

I gave a Tweet to Game Deformer just now about their whole skip of Atari.

You know (or should know) about 'The Fun is Back' campaign as a rap back then. Anyone remember in Wayne's World when Noah Vanderhoff of Noah's Arcade does an awful rap of his business? Fred Chesnais says he wants to "make Atari cool again." Why do I have this weird feeling that Chesnais may try to have some old school rap song made up that may be cringeworthy?

Speaking of Fred's, they should hire that Fred Figglehorn character to endorse that Ataribox. A fictional character for a fictional console.

Atari's Fallen Passe

We've got the beef. (go to 8:33)

That maze reminds me of the Sega maze. How about instead a taco getting to a bottle of hot sauce?