the.golden.ax

Sent an email to an eBay seller today: "Dude, I'd hate to see the state of your lungs. If not for others, cut back for yourself. I'm not judging the habit and your being addicted, I get it. Just saying that package had enough cigarette flavor to light up and smoke it like a giant doobie. I've got bad habits myself, but I don't smear KY lube and ice cream on my eBay items."