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Last night I asked my wife to itch my back and there was a live recluse spider on me. I was so freaked out I didn't sleep until morning. I kept telling her I thought there was a spider on me. I got made fun of. Just now, less than 24 hours later, I'm sitting on my bed watching a show, and ANOTHER one was crawling up my arm. Pulled the whole room apart and couldn't find any more. WTF?!
- October 27, 2011
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2. Cebus Capucinis
  
  They've already laid their eggs in your ear canals. Be prepared for a brain full of spider babies in about 2 weeks.
  
  October 27, 2011
3. Mxyzptlk
  
  Better just on you than biting you. I have scars running down my left side running from 4 inches below my armpit to 2 inches above my hip bone. My skin basically rotted off and the area bitten was red for years.
  
  October 27, 2011
4. Emehr
  
  I'm with Al. A brown recluse took most of the thumb of my friend's mom a long time ago. Burn down the house. It's the only way to be sure.
  
  October 27, 2011