the.golden.ax

Last night I asked my wife to itch my back and there was a live recluse spider on me. I was so freaked out I didn't sleep until morning. I kept telling her I thought there was a spider on me. I got made fun of. Just now, less than 24 hours later, I'm sitting on my bed watching a show, and ANOTHER one was crawling up my arm. Pulled the whole room apart and couldn't find any more. WTF?!