When you only have two friends in real life, and one hasn't responded in 1 year and 4 months, the other just stabbed you in the back for $750... I guess I'm 100% friendless. Super.
Game systems make great friends, they don't bitch and complain, don't need food (they can cost money sometimes though). And they don't get pissed off if you play another game system.
Speaking of money, I have this one buddy who still owes me about $150 and has never payed me back in nearly 2 years. Dude goes out gets himself a PS3, and his wife a laptop. Yeah he totally forgot he owed his friend a nice chunk of money.