Jump to content
Have You Played Atari Today?
2600|5200|7800|Lynx|Jaguar|Forums|Store

the.golden.ax

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    12,521

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    57

 Content Type 

Status Updates posted by the.golden.ax

  1. the.golden.ax

    Someone threw away a kitten at the dump and one of the trash guys found it. Took it home with me. Tiny skin and bones orage tabby with a messed up ear. Been calling him Mr.Vulcan. Has taken wet food and water. Was really worried he wouldn't eat due to being very small and thin.

    1. Show previous comments  15 more
    2. svenski

      svenski

      Question is ax, can that kitten pick up satellite tv with those ears? He'll grow up to be an atari fan.

    3. atarian63

      atarian63

      Good Job Axe!!

    4. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      LOL @ RT

  2. the.golden.ax

    Last night I asked my wife to itch my back and there was a live recluse spider on me. I was so freaked out I didn't sleep until morning. I kept telling her I thought there was a spider on me. I got made fun of. Just now, less than 24 hours later, I'm sitting on my bed watching a show, and ANOTHER one was crawling up my arm. Pulled the whole room apart and couldn't find any more. WTF?!

    1. Show previous comments  13 more
    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      They've already laid their eggs in your ear canals. Be prepared for a brain full of spider babies in about 2 weeks.

    3. Mxyzptlk

      Mxyzptlk

      Better just on you than biting you. I have scars running down my left side running from 4 inches below my armpit to 2 inches above my hip bone. My skin basically rotted off and the area bitten was red for years.

    4. Emehr

      Emehr

      I'm with Al. A brown recluse took most of the thumb of my friend's mom a long time ago. Burn down the house. It's the only way to be sure.

  3. the.golden.ax

    There's a Donkey Kong Kill Screen coming up.

    1. Show previous comments  12 more
    2. Lord Helmet

      Lord Helmet

      For those that don't get it:

       

    3. Lord Helmet

      Lord Helmet

      For those that don't get it:

       

    4. CorTat-G

      CorTat-G

      Yes! It's all so clear to me now!

      Thanks for the link!

  4. the.golden.ax

    Paid $10 shipping for a 15 ounce item. It came in a used cereal box with $2.41 media mail postage, had to pay the mail lady $2.97 just to get my box because they inspected it. How nice would you be towards the seller that pulled this?

    1. Show previous comments  10 more
    2. Itchy Koala

      Itchy Koala

      He could have at least used the cereal for packing peanuts.

    3. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      Ooh, biodegradable!

    4. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Send the seller a box of soiled socks and underwear. And make them sign for it.

  5. the.golden.ax

    When you only have two friends in real life, and one hasn't responded in 1 year and 4 months, the other just stabbed you in the back for $750... I guess I'm 100% friendless. Super.

    1. Show previous comments  10 more
    2. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHenV6qzX_M

       

    3. Bloodreign

      Bloodreign

      Game systems make great friends, they don't bitch and complain, don't need food (they can cost money sometimes though). And they don't get pissed off if you play another game system.

    4. Bloodreign

      Bloodreign

      Speaking of money, I have this one buddy who still owes me about $150 and has never payed me back in nearly 2 years. Dude goes out gets himself a PS3, and his wife a laptop. Yeah he totally forgot he owed his friend a nice chunk of money.

  6. the.golden.ax

    Atari Age has been giving tons of #2001 Server Busy and 500 internal errors over the past three days.

    1. Show previous comments  9 more
    2. Albert

      Albert

      I'm working on it..

    3. toiletunes

      toiletunes

      Working on solar flares, or aliens?

    4. the.golden.ax

      the.golden.ax

      no, greasing his chest.

  7. the.golden.ax

    Narf, there's a camera in me bum!

    1. Show previous comments  8 more
    2. pangasinan

      pangasinan

      Stop complaining.Ive had one down me knob...ouch

       

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      I did a google image search for "colonoscopy propeller hat" and got R2D2 standing next to a naked rear-end.

    4. Bryan

      Bryan

      "colonoscopy propeller hat" - Best band name EVER!!!

  8. the.golden.ax

    Is about to eat two polish sausages. Let the jokes begin!

    1. Show previous comments  8 more
    2. zylon

      zylon

      Then you'll have kielbaci in the can. ;)

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      Phoo!- I just have Italian sausages.

    4. zylon

      zylon

      Then you'll have kielbaci in the can. ;)

  9. the.golden.ax

    I have gas.

    1. Show previous comments  8 more
    2. Grig

      Grig

      @Atarileaf - you beat me to it - LOL

    3. Corby

      Corby

      buttplug!

    4. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      Quick! Get a mic so we can all hear it!

  10. the.golden.ax

    Probably a day or so away from the big 10,000th post. Any ideas for the topic?

    1. Show previous comments  8 more
    2. Bryan

      Bryan

      How about a summary of your 10,000 previous posts?

    3. Emehr

      Emehr

      How about a big ax box of crap with corn sale?

    4. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      How about eating 10,000 corn kernels?

  11. the.golden.ax

    ...is as high as a kite.

    1. Show previous comments  7 more
    2. Austin

      Austin

      LOL

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      Edible kites made with corn.

    4. OldSchoolRetroGamer

      OldSchoolRetroGamer

      Jaguar plastic fumes?

  12. the.golden.ax

    Go poop. You stink.

    1. Show previous comments  7 more
    2. CorTat-G

      CorTat-G

      People

      Order

      Our

      Patties

    3. Grig

      Grig

      ewww

    4. Corby

      Corby

      Poop stinks?

  13. the.golden.ax

    Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can.

    1. Show previous comments  7 more
    2. Bryan

      Bryan

      can he lay eggs?

       

    3. Corby

      Corby

      venom

    4. raskar42

      raskar42

  14. the.golden.ax

    I'm not wearing anything below the waist.

    1. Show previous comments  7 more
    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I can smell it all the way over here.

    3. HatefulGravey

      HatefulGravey

      I thought that was an everyday thing for you. Nothing new and all that.

    4. HatefulGravey

      HatefulGravey

      I thought that was an everyday thing for you. Nothing new and all that.

  15. the.golden.ax

    Yay for me. Kidney stone #2 just came on. Kill me. Please.

    1. Show previous comments  7 more
    2. raskar42

      raskar42

      wow, those are not fun. feel better soon

    3. Dr Manhattan

      Dr Manhattan

      I have passed 5. I feel your pain.

    4. Keatah

      Keatah

      I bounched my ass in the chair a number of times and it moved inch by inch and came right out.

  16. the.golden.ax

    My wife broke the spatula making lunch. I guess it's time for a trip to: SPATULA CITY!

    1. Show previous comments  6 more
    2. CorTat-G

      CorTat-G

      I don't even have to click on the link, nor read the comments. I know exactly what you're talking about. LOVE THAT MOVIE!

    3. CGQuarterly

      CGQuarterly

      OK kids... Let's go!

    4. CorTat-G

      CorTat-G

      ...and that's all!

  17. the.golden.ax

    Meat! We ain't had nothin' to eat but maggoty bread for three stinkin' days!

    1. Show previous comments  6 more
    2. Emehr

      Emehr

      I had corn for second breakfast.

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Was the corn fresh or used?

    4. PacManPlus

      PacManPlus

      Ew.

  18. the.golden.ax

    For every situation in life, there is a Foreigner song fit for the occation.

    1. Show previous comments  6 more
    2. cvga

      cvga

      That's not true.

    3. cvga

      cvga

      That's not true.

    4. cvga

      cvga

      Whoops double (vision) post

  19. the.golden.ax

    Ah, tis the season for crazy online buyers, fa-la-la-la-la, one just threatened to sue me because they can't figure out how to take Mario/Duck hunt out of an NES.

    1. Show previous comments  6 more
    2. Grig

      Grig

      Ah, the joys of being a seller on evil-bay. Brings a tear to my eye.

    3. Zedex

      Zedex

      I just got my Commodore 64C on eBay, and it works perfectly. If you're buying Commodore 64 stuff, I recommend RJtuxman. He always makes sure they work 100%, with a good return policy, and they usually come in box. However, shipping can be slow, because he uses free USPS Economy shipping. It took nine days for my C64C to come from Minnesota to an undisclosed location located somewhere along the east coast. But it's worth it.

    4. PsychoKittyNet

      PsychoKittyNet

      *facepalm* Why did they buy an NES and not understand how it works?

       

  20. the.golden.ax

    Happy 15th Anniversary to my wife. Thank you for putting up with me. :D

    1. Show previous comments  6 more
    2. Swingtown

      Swingtown

      Congrats Ax! :)

    3. Classic Pac

      Classic Pac

      congrats!!!

       

    4. CorTat-G

      CorTat-G

      Happy Anniversary!

  21. the.golden.ax

    Took my kids broken Power Wheel to the dump today. Santa ordered a new one for $269 off Azon *ARG* As many of you know I'm rather cheap, so that hurt Santa. For the love of all that is good somebody buy some of my crap for sale!

    1. Show previous comments  6 more
    2. the.golden.ax

      the.golden.ax

      http://www.fisher-price.com/fp.aspx?st=7936&e=product&pid=57998
    3. the.golden.ax

      the.golden.ax

      http://www.fisher-price.com/fp.aspx?st=7936&e=product&pid=57998
    4. the.golden.ax

      the.golden.ax

      http://www.fisher-price.com/fp.aspx?st=7936&e=product&pid=57998
  22. the.golden.ax

    BREAKING NEWS: ...Billy Mitchell has the high score on RED SEA CROSSING as submitted via VHS tape!

    1. Show previous comments  6 more
    2. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      I can't, it makes my eyes bleed and English isn't even my first language. :x

    3. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Yeah, I can't get used to it, either. If I wasn't into computers and technology, I'd probably be an English teacher.

    4. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      I seen that grammatical error too!

  23. the.golden.ax

    Sent an email to an eBay seller today: "Dude, I'd hate to see the state of your lungs. If not for others, cut back for yourself. I'm not judging the habit and your being addicted, I get it. Just saying that package had enough cigarette flavor to light up and smoke it like a giant doobie. I've got bad habits myself, but I don't smear KY lube and ice cream on my eBay items."

    1. Show previous comments  6 more
    2. AlvinKarpis

      AlvinKarpis

      The worst is old books coming from the home of a smoker, I collect books and when you get an old book out of a life long smokers house it never goes away.

    3. player 0ne

      player 0ne

      i wonder if you could put the item into a rubbermaid container with a plate of fresh baking soda on top. i use pure baking soda to remove all sortsa terrible smells.

    4. PitfallHarry2600

      PitfallHarry2600

      LOL

  24. the.golden.ax

    Good Night, Ned.

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. Grig

      Grig

      Good Night, Dusty. Blue Shadows on the trail ...

    3. bennybingo

      bennybingo

      You shot the invisible swordsman!

    4. Grig

      Grig

      We all fired up! It's like living with a six year old

  25. the.golden.ax

    Someone on eBay just asked me what a pixel was. Their account is 10 years old with 900+ all from a history of buying video games. HTF do you not know what a pixel is?

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. the.golden.ax

      the.golden.ax

      It is when you pick your nose, and then post it up for sale on ePay. Pick-Sell... Pixel.

    3. disjaukifa

      disjaukifa

      Thats . . . I'm not even sure really what I can say about that . . wow

    4. carmel_andrews

      carmel_andrews

      without pixels you wouldn't have videogames (you nead something to 'paint' the games gfx with

AtariAge
Forums
Store
General
Follow AtariAge

Copyright ©1998-2023 AtariAge

×
×
  • Create New...