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  1. Does dying in a self-released avalanche qualify for a Darwin Award?

    1. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      Nah. Skiing is a risky extreme sport. Darwin awards are for people who make hot air balloons in their back yard..

    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Making and riding in your own backyard hot air balloon is risky and extreme.

    3. xucaen
  2. German furry fans consider the name of my residence a great joke.

  3. Just watched "Gezora, Ganime, Kameba: Kessen! Nankai no daikaijû".

  4. Received my madtronix Vectrex 3D Imager and Lightpen today!

  5. Spent some days in hospital due to a lumbar disk herniation, even got drugged with Dipidolor, but even then I couldn't come up with "Sharknado" or "Sand Sharks" - both aired during my hospital stay and watched by me on the TV next to my bed.

    1. adam242

      adam242

      Sharknado is probably the most perfectly horrible movie I've ever seen. Enjoyed it immensely!

    2. Thorsten Günther

      Thorsten Günther

      Yes, it's pure horror, but not by it's intended content: from the ever-changing weather between shots to large sharks being able to dive under an SUV to a house on a hill that somehow completely fills up with water (Sharknado water defies the laws of gravity) to the jumping-into-a-sharks-mouth-with-a-chainsaw-and-not-even-receiving-a-scratch scene, it's like something Ed Wood would have made if Ed Wood had had no love for making movies.

  6. Somehow I think that sending one of the top two Hamburg picture postcards to the USA might be a bad idea :) http://www.dilgar.de/postcards.jpg

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    2. high voltage

      high voltage

      'no nipples' law in USA

    3. Gemintronic

      Gemintronic

      I don't mind the partial nudity. There WILL BE trouble if that place doesn't have the best damn hamburgers in the world!

    4. Stephen

      Stephen

      Yeah - America is FAR too prudish to display that. If it was someone being slashed - no problem.

  7. I hate attending funerals!

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    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      I put the "fun" in "funeral."

    3. Master Phruby

      Master Phruby

      I hate attending funerals too...especially my own.

    4. frankodragon
  8. Bauhaus just bought our Max Bahr DIY store at the same day the sell-out started. First step to Bauhaus' world domination (ref. The Mutant Chronicles) I presume. :)

    1. 20ohm20

      20ohm20

      Maybe Peter Murphy does home improvement on the side now? =P

  9. Great, my employing company filed insolvency in July, and until today it seemed we were heading to a clean takeover. This hope ended today due to the Royal Bank of Scotland (principal owner of our stores and parking lots) not coming to an agreement with the remaining possible investor.

  10. Only one cinema in Hamburg still showing Riddick, and only on 23:25h - well, I really want to see that one on the big screen, so there goes my sleep!

    1. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      So you're a hamburger then?

    2. AtariBrian

      AtariBrian

      I didnt get to the theatre to see Riddick . I liked the first one but not so sure on the second one .

       

  11. My older cousin still plays flag football...

    1. SoulBlazer

      SoulBlazer

      They play American Football in Germany?

    2. Thorsten Günther

      Thorsten Günther

      Yup they do, just not very good, and it's a niche sport here. Flag football, e.g., is played at amateur level (the clubs are organized in the AFVD), 9 vs. 9 semi contact, two flags, and my cousin's team (Hamburg Pioneers Snappers) won the DFFL championship on September 29th. We have professional teams playing in the German Football League by NCAA rules and there was a short-lived NFL Europe which resulted in being an NFL Germany+Netherlands before being dissolved.

  12. Why I am glad not to be a Bavarian: Oktoberfest pictures by the "Munich pukes" art project: http://www.muenchenkotzt.de/

  13. Apple store in Hamburg sued by works council over CCTV, Amazon Germany on strike for tariff salary ..., some U.S. companies apparently still don't understand the importance of works councils and trade unions here.

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    2. Fletch

      Fletch

      Atarian63, I've never been in a union. However, I do appreciate the 40 hour work week, weekends, holidays, vacations, safety requirements, etc. Most of which would not have happened if the labor movement had not occurred. I'd be very nervous if unions were banned.

    3. atarian63

      atarian63

      And most of that is going away as companies can no longer afford it due to union abusevand competition.most will be 401k and no retirement on 10byears.no to mention obummercarevwill cause companies to reduce folks to part time and offer no healthcare to the others.

    4. 55five66six

      55five66six

      @Atarian - Companies have warmed up to outsourcing so much because our politicians have given in to their wants for cheaper Labor. Hence programs like NAFTA (In America, this was the beginning of the end of our Manufacturing industry). I too would be very nervous if Labor Unions were banned. As Fletch said, they're the ones who ushered in many of the worker's rights that we enjoy today.

       

      @Atarian, please read some history instead of regurgitating opinions you've heard o...

  14. If you are German: GO VOTE!

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    2. Thorsten Günther

      Thorsten Günther

      She resembles him a lot, but you actually only may vote for Angela Merkel.

    3. Thorsten Günther
    4. Thorsten Günther

      Thorsten Günther

      Seems Emperor Merkel http://i.imgur.com/jwyqW.jpg will rule the Empire for another four years...

  15. Heading for the 2013 M'era Luna Festival http://www.meraluna.de/ now... already packed my bags

  16. Love the stark contrast of this picture - a rollercoaster in front of the landmark WWII bunker in Hamburg St. Pauli http://www.dilgar.de/dom.jpg

    1. Marc Oberhäuser

      Marc Oberhäuser

      Ja, ja, die guten alten Flaktürme:)

    2. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      Der Dom ist immer da, ist nichts neues.

    3. atarian63

      atarian63

      yes yes the good old flak tower

  17. Always wondering: why does Hollywood cast actors for German-speaking roles who have an abominable pronunciation (e.g. Denis O'Hare in "True Blood" - esp. in direct comparison to the excellent German of Alexander Skarsgård)?

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    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      The intended audience probably isn't sensitive enough to the differences between good and bad German accents for them to care.

       

      (French accents are a different story: unlike any other bad accent, a bad French accent is funny. I blame Inspector Clouseau.)

    3. wood_jl

      wood_jl

      Because Hollywood makes garbage now. In a society satiated with "reality" shows, why pay for quality?

    4. Thorsten Günther

      Thorsten Günther

      @Master Phruby: e.g. Christopher Lee's German is quite good (he dubbed himself for the German language version of "The Last Unicorn").

      @wood_jl: In older Hollywood movies the German is even worse (e.g. Alan Rickman in "Die Hard"), but one would think they considered the worldwide distribution of movies and TV series by now.

      And I fear it's the same issue with any other language, as if there were no German/French/Russian/Spanish/etc. speaking actors available...

  18. Just installed a HD7850 Dual-X into my humble 910e powered uATX PC. Finally 32 bit depth in full HD

  19. They do have a website for everything now, even for the vessel I served on for the last six months of my compulsory military "career" as a radioman: http://www.hl-boot-ulm.de/

  20. Spent two days in Berlin, watching Polanski/Steinman's "Tanz der Vampire" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0l3tNmrtz4 on 1/31 and visiting the Computerspielemuseum http://www.computerspielemuseum.de on 2/1 - very, very impressed by both

  21. Finally, proof that Germans have no sense of humour: me considering these guys to be hilarious:

  22. Only 364 days till next Halloween!

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    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      About 55 days until Christmas, though.

    3. Thorsten Günther

      Thorsten Günther

      Seriously, I don't even consider tht Sandy Claws guy to be scary - so what's the point?

    4. Fixitguy74

      Fixitguy74

      I'm not sure if the candy reserves can hold out that long. May need to restock at Easter.

  23. Had a colonoscopy with polypectomy today - apparently I had five polyps, not just to as I was told after the first colonoscopy. Glad they're out, for they might have turned into cancer...

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I heard that polyps taste like popcorn chicken.

  24. The first description of gorilla glass can be found in Lyon Sprague de Camp's "Genus homo", written in 1941.

    1. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      I had no idea gorillas were capable of making glass.

    2. Bryan

      Bryan

      It's made by melting gorillas down.

    3. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      I do enjoy my ape windows.

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