adam242

Christmas in Hollis

Why do electric car owners always tell me that I'm wrong for wanting faster charging times and better range before I would buy an electric car? Shouldn't they want those 2 things to happen as well?

You ain't played Star Raiders until you've played it on 800/xl/xe hardware.

Why can't the Jets win one Stanley cup?

Life starts at 48. Whahuh!?!

I think a Psygnosis Flashback would be cool. Carry on.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation on AMC!

Everybody was kung-fu fighting, that is until someone called the cops and they broke up the whole affair. After that point we were forced to return to our homes in funky Chinatown, which is about a mile west of regular Chinatown.

I helped the neighbor with a project and he gave me a big box store 20" BMX bike (nearly mint). I slapped it on OfferUp for $25. Some pathetic dude's been pestering me to deliver it to his house in the hood 15 miles away, because he has to go places tomorrow and needs wheels. Oh, and he only has $20, so that's his final offer.

Seriously thinking of moving to Oregon... any AA members from there?

Suckey Thanksgiving, food made me sick, then got a headache from unruly kids.

Cool Idea #162: Imagine a Super Warlords game, w/ 20 players onscreen, a screen 1/2 the size of a small movie theater screen, Networked online, w/ about 5 players per bar, arcade, or barcade. Whaddya think?

Over two thousand nine hundred OVERPRICED Apple II items on eBay.

Devil without a cause... Im goin platinum!

RIP Diamond the dog. Goodbye dear friend.

My little kitty (who's actually quite an old lady of 18 years), is sick and wouldn't eat. She underwent a minor surgical procedure resulting in Cyber-Kitty: a brand new bionic version, enhanced with an alternative liquid-fuel injection system

Canadian rock. Yes.

This week's status message poll: "What do you want for Christmas and what do you think you'll actually get for Christmas?" (For those who do not celebrate Christmas, just substitute in the gift giving holiday of your choice.)

When your bird is broken, will it bring you down?

Gotta love the neighbor's kids. Parents begging and pleading with them to do basic chores while the spoiled brats they sit on social media and ignore them. And these are basic things like put your shoes away and hang up your backpack!

Depression combined with a low self image really sucks.

My son asked, "Are all girls crazy?". Yes. Yes they are.

Describe Karate on 2600 in one word...

Apparently, about 30% of the drivers on the road are exempt from the law requiring the use of turn signals.

No QB quits on a play like Tom Brady. Doesn't see a receiver he wants to throw to? Throw it in the dirt. Pressure from the MLB, just sit down and take the sack. And this is the best QB in the league? Please