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_The Doctor__

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  1. TIL Helium messes up iPhones.

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      _The Doctor__

      They're aware of it, they know how and why... you'd think they'd fix it... nope just make an obscure note... hope people just buy new ones. Done and done. Evidently it's not just common helium that is sold at the party stores everywhere, but other gasses as well. Maybe we can seal it ourselves or slow it down so it doesn't matter. Party time! We're the chipmunks...

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  2. TIL Helium messes up iPhones.

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      _The Doctor__

      heh, this explains why my phone went stupid... We were blowing up balloons for a celebration, and popped/emptied all of the stuff when done. It recovered over time. I would never have guessed the cause! Now it all makes sense.

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  3. When I see names inside a heart carved into a tree, I can't help but think how strange it is that people bring knives on a date.

  4. Started watching MLP. Does that make me abnormal? I'm a 28 year old male who lives at home with his mother.

     

    funny (not dirty) insults and clever puns welcome

  5. Started watching MLP. Does that make me abnormal? I'm a 28 year old male who lives at home with his mother.

     

    funny (not dirty) insults and clever puns welcome

    1. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      You sir, are a passive Brony. Check out the sub-type online. My daughter is an expert on bronies. :)

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  6. Anyone ever put Helium in their car tires? I mean like it would give lower rolling resistance like in hard drives and maybe even make the wheels lighter, so less gas.

    1. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      I'm okay with an 80 / 20 mix but you mileage may vary.

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  7. Started watching MLP. Does that make me abnormal? I'm a 28 year old male who lives at home with his mother.

     

    funny (not dirty) insults and clever puns welcome

    1. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      MLP what?  My Little Pony... friendship is magic when you are a brony

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  8. It's funny after close to 10 years on here you start to see new members bring up the same questions again and again "Why didn't Atari do this or that" "What would have made them successful?" haha

    1. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      What's worse is when you are referred back to the answer in the threads, and you were the one who answered it 17 years ago....

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  9. Chuck Norris.  He puts the fun in Funerals.

  10. Brad raises his prices on low-stock items. Found out that he isn't the only one. Large retail chains do too.

  11. My Mom got a Covid19 test and it came back negative.  She had been to a club to see a band and one her friends who was there tested positive a few days later, so my Mom had to get tested.

    1. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      simbalion, now that is more of a worry. don't miss a beat... fast attention to the broad array of treatments being key. A good Doctor may offer a prophylactic or proactive treatment approach in this case. Can't hurt to touch base and see, always best to try.

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  12. My Mom got a Covid19 test and it came back negative.  She had been to a club to see a band and one her friends who was there tested positive a few days later, so my Mom had to get tested.

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      _The Doctor__

      Glad she's healthy... some of the tests are still unreliable and can be somewhat useless. some give false positives as well as negatives- it still doesn't discriminate against other corona types. Take it all with a grain of salt and do whatever you can to stay strong and healthy. Exercise and staying in shape appears key. Get fresh air, Enjoy all that life has to offer... anything else probably isn't really a life.

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  13. a warning light came on on my car, oh it's a good one, 

    low battery for the tire pressure sensor

    1. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      sea foam shouldn't be in there for too long

      it's a game of cleaning 'just enough'

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  14. a warning light came on on my car, oh it's a good one, 

    low battery for the tire pressure sensor

    1. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      stupid tire pressure sensors with sealed up - inside the case button cells from the factory... stupid! now you have to decide, all new? or careful hack to open and reseal without adding weight and keeping strength / integrity. no reason for this silliness, they could have made them easily replaceable an even used tire rotation to recharge them... par for the course these days.

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  15. Not sure what to play next.

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      _The Doctor__

      How about GLOBAL THERMAL NUCLEAR WAR? yeah let's play that game... greetings professor falken... would you like to play a game?

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  16. I prefer Gaplus to Galaga.

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      _The Doctor__

      Gaplus & Galaga 3 are the same game.
      Gaplus released first and no one knew it was part of the Galaga universe, the arcade earnings were poor. The game was too hard after parsect-sector 9. They release an "update" kit to with a few roms changing the title screen to read Galaga 3 along with a replacement marquee.
       

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  17. I prefer Gaplus to Galaga.

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      _The Doctor__

      Galaxian 1, Galaga 2, GALPLUS 3... all the same game in a series, names are transferred from 1 game to the next... so GALPLUS is GALAGA is Galaxian

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  18. How to kill suspension of disbelief in 5sec- "it's inhabited by humanoids" (3 white dudes appear speaking English)

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      _The Doctor__

      nice job editing what you said after I responded to it... poor move

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  19. How to kill suspension of disbelief in 5sec- "it's inhabited by humanoids" (3 white dudes appear speaking English)

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      _The Doctor__

      the rant we expected... and didn't need... it's everywhere... I'd suspect if the show were made in a land full of purple people, we'd see purple things... this stuff is tiresome... if only people were logical...

      TOS had green people, black people, asian people... and on and on... it even had half of this color half of that... they had all sizes shapes and colors for people and alien... you are off base and off topic, take this crap away!

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  20. How to kill suspension of disbelief in 5sec- "it's inhabited by humanoids" (3 white dudes appear speaking English)

    1. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      really, color is the issue? how about it's just inhabited by humans/humanoids and they look just like anyone you'd normally see?

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  21. WINDOWS 11 - the sequel of the sequel of the sequel etc; ‘This time we’ve had enough! Our own bullshitting around for years ends tonight!’

    1. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      what you think they finally got something correct? or is this yet another ad filled OS as a subscription service?

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  22. Today I heard on national radio a discussion about the pros and cons of mashing a banana between your buttocks before riding a bicycle.

  23. Homemade banana bread...

    Simple and fast to make.

    Even if you don't get it just right, it's still great...

    I don't understand why this isn't a staple of living...

    That is all.  ;-)

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      _The Doctor__

      hmmm, GoldLeader, my new call sign-RedLeader... conveniently we will form up at your location on Christmas... yes the originating co-ordinates to your sisters base will be kept secret as we wouldn't want any imperial entanglements, nor would we want to have the goods confiscated and put to use for Vaders purposes.

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  24. When you feel that you can't go on, this Garfield strip will inspire you. :D

     

    Garfield by Jim Davis Garfield Cartoon, Comic Collection, Family Circus, Calvin And Hobbes, Comic Strips, Punny, Cartoon Cat, Garfield Comics, Cartoon Jokes 

    1. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      I never thought I'd get sick of Garfield or lasagna... but the constant feed to check out the strip has pretty much taken me to that place where I just need a break...

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  25. Do people get some weird, sick fascination out of wasting peoples' time on FB marketplace, CL, OfferUp, etc.? I posted a 2-3 year old small sofa for my neighbor -- mint shape, non-smoking home. $100 obo. Had like 20 people message me, but no one actually came to buy it. I even had appt's set up for like 5 of them to come buy it, all no-shows. Finally, he got tired of the BS and put it on the curb, and a lady asked if I still had it. I said yeah but it's on curb. I would've taken $50 for it I said, and she said she would've totally bought it. So then I said well it's still on curb if you want it. Gave her my address, and she said she'd be right over. Never showed up even for a free nice sofa. It's still sitting out there 3 days later. Humans are bizarre. 

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