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  1. Freakin' ice cream truck is riding around blasting music at 8:33PM!!

    1. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      @GoldLeader "nutty buddies"?

    2. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      or there was also "Drumstick" by Nestle

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I was thinking Drumsticks I think (Thanks Atarian7!) and thinking prevagen and gingko and anything else for my memory haha...

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  2. Jerry Springer reportedly considering running for governor of Ohio

    1. cjameslv

      cjameslv

      He has been a mayor before.

    2. Shawn

      Shawn

      He was Mayor of Cincinnati.

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      Would fit right in.

       

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  3. Anyone ever watch the Ritchie Blackmore Story? check out this one guys teeth at 8.40 mark

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Speaking of that guy, he kind of looks like a grown up version of bat boy:

       

      https://www.google.com/search?q=bat+boy+tabloid&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch

    2. frankodragon
    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Awesome! I may have to watch that whole video sometime!

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  4. Is that Joe Lynn Turner's wife Maya leaving a bunch of bad comments about the new Rainbow song in the Youtube comments?

    1. roadrunner
    2. Laner

      Laner

      Even if it is, she's not wrong. Romero's voice is excellent, but other than that it's pretty terrible. Sounds like one of those MIDI backing tracks you can buy for $5 off any number of sketchy websites

  5. RITCHIE BLACKMORE Says He Would Play With Deep Purple Again

    1. high voltage

      high voltage

      wow, I wish. The latest Rainbow was terrible

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I like Deep Purple and some Rainbow, but I really like their medieval folk rock band Blackmore's Night.

  6. 4 touchdowns in one game

    1. Atarian7
    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Peg: How come you never buy me flowers Al?

      Al: Cuz I don't like ya Peg!

  7. Waitress Fired After Allegedly Sleeping With Orlando Bloom

    1. roadrunner
    2. Bryan

      Bryan

      He then offered to sleep with someone from the phone and cable company to help her with her bills.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I thought "Fraternizing" was only for the military.

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  8. A private plane once own by Elvis is set to be auctioned after sitting on a runway in New Mexico for 30 years.

    1. roadrunner

      roadrunner

      The red 1962 Lockheed Jetstar, one of many owned by Elvis Presley, has no engines and needs a restoration of its cockpit. However, Presley designed the interior himself, which features red velvet seats with a matching shag carpet.

    2. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      It'll probably just be a museum piece. It's super pricey to get a plane FAA flight ready.

  9. A private plane once own by Elvis is set to be auctioned after sitting on a runway in New Mexico for 30 years. The red 1962 Lockheed Jetstar, one of many owned by Elvis Presley, has no engines and needs a restoration of its cockpit. However, Presley designed the interior himself, which features red velvet seats with a matching shag carpet.

  10. Rare Label Raft Rider cart

    1. BassGuitari

      BassGuitari

      That's rare?

    2. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      It's a fabulous tongue twister. Say "Rare Label Raft Rider Cart" ten times fast.

    3. roadrunner

      roadrunner

      rare cart style

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  11. IndyCar driver Scott Dixon, retired racer Dario Franchitti robbed at Taco Bell

    1. OldSchoolRetroGamer
    2. save2600

      save2600

      robbed of his dignity eating there? lol

    3. DuggerVideoGames

      DuggerVideoGames

      You're robbed there any time you pay for their so-called food.

  12. Make some hay in the month of May

    1. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      May day, May day

  13. KISS fans in Moscow got ripped off, Paul's voice is shot, fake Ace, fake Peter SAD! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ByXvQCX_FM

    1. bpatte02

      bpatte02

      This isn't Twitter Mr. President

    2. neotokeo2001

      neotokeo2001

      Paul does sound pretty bad. I would rather have a sick Paul then a cancelled show.

    3. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      I saw an excellent cover band of Kiss at the local amphitheater for $10. Probably better than the original.

  14. Nightmare on Springer Street!

  15. 70 yr old guy dies onstage and the band keeps on playing WTF! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXcjiH0fb_E

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Damn!! R.I.P.

    2. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      I heard a similar anecdote about Redd Foxx. As you'll recall, he often pretended to have a heart attack on Sanford and Son to guilt trip his son. On the set of The Royal Family, he clutched his chest. Nobody helped him, and it turned out that he wasn't joking.

    3. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      MUST...NOT...STOP...FILMING!

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  16. Why did memegenerator dot net change? i had a bunch of great Vince Neil memes made and it's gone.

    1. Emehr

      Emehr

      You need a website to generate a picture with text on it?

    2. BydoEmpire

      BydoEmpire

      You don't need it, but it makes it faster and easier, especially if you don't have photoshop or something similar installed.

    3. roadrunner

      roadrunner

      HAM SWEET HAM

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  17. Darn, 100 layoffs at ESPN but Britt McHenry and Steven A Smith didn't get the pink slip

  18. Bwoah

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      I was going to look that up, but I won't bother, because I know that the "Urban Dictionary" will just say that it means something dirty.

    2. roadrunner

      roadrunner

      If your a fan of Kimi Räikkönen, you'll get it

  19. Darn, Jerry Springer isn't on because of the stupid NASCAR race

    1. Papa

      Papa

      wrapped himself around a telephone pole...(after running over Tommy the Cat)

       

    2. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      Jerry and NASCAR are intertwined with Rednecks.

    3. save2600

      save2600

      how many times do those idiots make a left hand turn in those races? Keep drivin' your oval there Clint. lol

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  20. Think you can roast harder than today's audience? Call 1-877-75-JERRY for your free tickets to the show!

    1. BillyHW

      BillyHW

      Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!

    1. Cobra Kai

      Cobra Kai

      It's rare, but female on male rape does happen

    2. Rick Dangerous
    3. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      Not in the UK. Thanks to the way our laws are worded, female to male rape is impossible ... unless she uses a tool.

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  21. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    1. Ransom

      Ransom

      Stop staring at me! It's freaking me out.

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      My friend calls that "the dicknose".

  22. Why do some guests on The Jerry Springer Show use fake names? Some guy on todays show went by the name Frost G

    1. save2600

      save2600

      His real name is probably G Frost 'yo. G Frost a lot more believable today. lol

    2. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      The real question is, why do you watch Jerry Springer?

    3. Joe C.

      Joe C.

      I had a chocolate frosty on my break. It was delicious

  23. I want my jerry beads!

    1. save2600

      save2600

      gotta flash your money maker for 'em!

    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      why bother watching that if it's censored?

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