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Didn't even watch it, just BOUGHT IT NOW! Can keep my Mentos in there.

nothing shows off your geekiness quite like a fanny pack. But a Jaguar fanny pack? That's just plain dweeby. lol

I am bizarrely tempted by this. It would be a handy way to carry my cigarette rolling supplies and (incoming blasphemy) Game Boy Advance SP while out and about.

I wonder if his Grandparents are jealous since they're the ones who should be spoiling the kid.

LOL...He earns 15 million/yr for his judging on the talent shows. Cowell spending 12K, is like a person earning $50K/yr spending 40 bucks.

He got rich by being a bastard to singers hoping to go professional. He represents a great deal about what people hate about the music industry.

Turtles are amazing creatures. Humans, not so much.

I hope the judge throws the book at them.

Nintendo has been promoting violence against turtles since the 1980s, and noone protested against them - so there!

I don't know many rich guys worried about buying a thimble...We all want sports cars right? (The race car is the coolest!)

I don't keep track of the pieces so it was news to me they dropped the iron four years ago.

What? No iron? Man! Next time I'm sitting at home...looking at mundane objects...Dreaming of playing a little Monopoly...There won't even be an iron or a thimble? What kind of world is this?

good riddance

Is that the crap Entertainment Tonight spin-off? I'm with Trekker on this one. Fewer shows like this, please.

We have Roadrunner; We don't need The Insider...

Maybe they'll make ASCII pin-ups someday.

Playboy is today's Blockbuster video. Good luck guys!!

MPGA

It was me. I'm sorry. I thought he was a bear. I also shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy.

Johnny Rock? JR? I think it was just a dream.

Did anyone actually finish that game?

mud bad, Jello good

Sounds kind of tame for Jerry Springer.

Sweet! My birth year was Rooster. (1981)

Meep Meep? Or is that another kind of bird perhaps.

'yeah, they come to snuff the Rooster, oh yeah'

Or, by the same token, never marry anyone named after a letter or a pimpernel.

So you're saying I have a chance again?

No. You don't.

Love it!

I launch those from time to time.

Unsignable contract!

I was bummed not to see Bill Ward too! I think I saw him at Ozzfest though...

Yeah, because using the phrase "fee-fees" isn't immature at all. By the way, no political discussion here.

Hm, now I know why ProSystem's celebrity death pool entry read like a hit list for Democrats.

I was gonna say "need for a safe space" as part of that previous post of mine, but it is apparent that I forgot by accident...

I'm cheering for Shawn Michaels to Sweet Chin Music his ass.

Then my boss made a joke about how we didn't have "squirrel insurance" haha...Squirrels are Awesome!

Squirrel Insurance eh? http://www.atariage.com/forums/gallery_ips/gallery/album_784/gallery_18158_784_311681.jpg

^What the heck? LOL

Poverty Mutual won't help either.

Ferris..?

Is he allegedly dead? Was he shouting "odoyle rules!" ?

Which is why they will be contacting LA moving companies. Easy fix.

Make the football players move. lol, good exercise.

She should be making her take more clothes off, not on.

Haha! She's butt hurt because the one on the left looks hotter with no sleeves.

How is it even significant that all three are wearing white? It's so petty.

And if anybody wants to defend this as some sort of woman thing, then... go wonder why they get put down in their careers.

My favourite comment was this this:

This would never happen with guys: "Oh look, we're all wearing the same tie... cool!"

Cute doesn't begin to describe her.

Hubba Hubba!

Yo’momma runs on tweed gas.

The Ragu one is good. I loled.

Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing...

Nope. Don't need to - someone keeps posting all that stuff right here.

Wait I know E.T.!..He's the little guy that keeps falling in those pits right?

LOL, a different et

Is that a secret Family Guy reference?

it's a soccer saying

Payback for vandalizing Hollywood with her name and star.

No, they are just vandal-syncing.

lol s1500!