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  1. Funny ebay feedback 

    Tried paying me in dick pics...but whatever. I accepted them.
    Seller: scphotographer28 (158)
    Past month

    1. carlsson

      carlsson

      The value in using those for blackmail probably exceeds the value of most items sold on eBay.

    2. eddhell

      eddhell

      I would have replied "Looks like you're going to be a little SHORT."

  2. Comments at Liveleak dot com are hidden, have to log in 2 see them

    1. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      if I sent you some books, would you read them instead of these awful websites you seem to love?

    2. roadrunner

      roadrunner

      LOL, thats ok
      but thanks for thinking of me, maybe next time. :) 

    3. LaserCat

      LaserCat

      Nothing wrong with LiveLeak! Now on the other hand there is BestGore...

  3. Who's Online   0 Members, 0 Anonymous, 463 Guests (See full list)

    There are no registered users currently online

    1. doctorclu

      doctorclu

      Bunch of bots from China?

    2. Joe C.

      Joe C.

      Sounds like "WHO" isn't telling the truth :))

  4. Condom shortage looms after coronavirus lockdown shuts world's top producer

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    2. Omega-TI

      Omega-TI

      With all these people being locked up in their homes together for an extended period of time, I fully expect a baby boom around December through February of 2021.

    3. RodLightning

      RodLightning

      Survivalist pro tip:  Empty bread bags work in a pinch.

    4. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      @INVISIBLE baby boom for first-time parents only ... believe me it's not very sexy to have kids home from school for extended periods of time

  5. TikTok influencer got coronavirus after licking toilet seat

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    2. Magmavision2000

      Magmavision2000

      This is why I don't like the term "Influencer"

       

       

       

      Call them COVID Clowns 1584916022900.png.bdf5ed2770d83d79ed0e4774af525aa6.png

    3. masschamber

      masschamber

      Play horrific games win horrific prizes

    4. bluejay

      bluejay

      Mankind has degraded too far.

  6. Married... With Children marathon on LOGO. It's a Bundy Funday Sunday

  7. Tito's Begs People Not to Make Hand Sanitizer With It's Vodka

    1. Stephen

      Stephen

      Why would anybody waste Vodka to make something as useless as hand sanitizer?

    2. roadrunner

      roadrunner


      https://www.marketwatch.com/story/why-you-shouldnt-use-titos-vodka-or-everclear-to-make-hand-sanitizer-or-attempt-to-make-your-own-hand-sanitizer-period-2020-03-06

  8. Shatner!

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    2. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      Benny posted it on the Shatti 5000 thread yesterday.

       

       

    3. roadrunner

      roadrunner

      ^^^ yes, i seen that. This headline is so good it deserves it's own status update.  

    4. zylon

      zylon

      I'm calling "bull-Shat" on this

  9. Journey fires Steve Smith, Ross Valory; lawsuit alleges attempted 'coup' to hold band name 'hostage'

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    2. Zoyous

      Zoyous

      Lovin' a music man ain't always what it's s'posed to be.

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      Who's crying now?

    4. Magmavision2000

      Magmavision2000

      I guess they took the midnight train going anywhere.

  10. Corona beer sales are down

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    2. BydoEmpire

      BydoEmpire

      I'd rather get COVID.  Mortality rate is lower, and wouldn't have that piss flavor in my mouth...

    3. Swami

      Swami

      Mamamamama my Corona!

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      And Good Beer sales are up!!!

  11. I just clipped my toenails

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    2. DragonGrafx-16

      DragonGrafx-16

      I have to trim my claws all the time...

    3. carlsson

      carlsson

      I don't have the dexterity to bite my toes. Perhaps if I try really hard I could reach far enough to nibble on them, with the risk of dislocating my hip.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Good...Good...And in the spirit of information...I'm about to go pick up my friend...Prolly use some mouthwash...Better finish something first.

  12. Vince Neil wishes fan happy 40th birthday 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ElXNe6LQFs

  13. Youtube will lock a video for misleading tags

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      There goes half the site..

  14. Today is 02/02/2020

  15. Coronavirus

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      The most interesting snippet of info to me;  They don't know if you can spread the virus after you've been infected, then conquered it.  That's something they still need to figure out.  Once cured, are you still contagious?

    3. Joe C.

      Joe C.

      I wish this meant a virus from drinking some light weight Corona beer :(

    4. Keatah

      Keatah

      There are those on the internet that believe you get the virus from the beer. Really dumb.

       

  16. VidLii.com is no longer blocked by Chrome and Firefox

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Yeah, I remember when I first heard of VidLii.com ... about three seconds ago.

    2. MrMaddog

      MrMaddog

      Funny how it's Google that protects users from "non-sanctioned" web sites like Microsoft did with "unofficial" OS's 20-some years ago...

  17. The Arena Football league went out of business

    1. Schmudde

      Schmudde

      Actually thought that Arena Football '95 for the Jaguar was enough to spark a large and passionate fanbase. Guess not.

  18. Reading negative Instagram comments

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Don't you have anything better to do?

    2. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      What is Instragram?  Is that a female or male exam?

  19. Vince Meal and Motley Crue are going on tour again

    1. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      He must be a Happy Meal now.  Drum roll, cymbal crash

  20. Windows 7 support ends on January 14th 2020

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    2. thanatos

      thanatos

      I know.  Half my job this year has been replacing Windows 2008R2 servers.  Ugh.

       

    3. Theallknowingsause

      Theallknowingsause

      that sucks, but just like with windows xp. People & fans will still support it!

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I don't "need" their support.

  21. AEW Full Gear tonight

    1. uglyclone

      uglyclone

      How was it?  The card looked like it had some really solid matches on it.

    2. roadrunner

      roadrunner

      Real good, surprised Cody lost

  22. VidLii is blocked by Chrome and FireFox

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