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  1. roadrunner

    Ronda Rousey Says People Online Are "Mostly Evil"

    1. KreatorKat

      KreatorKat

      I think 7.8 out of every 10 people counts as "mostly" ;)

    2. NE146

      NE146

      I'm mostly horny! :)

    3. Emehr

      Emehr

      They mostly come out at night. Mostly.

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  2. roadrunner

    I just watched a 30 second ad for a 40 second video

    1. Stephen

      Stephen

      Ad Block Plus should cure that for you.

    2. BillyHW

      BillyHW

      Remember when there were only 6 minutes of commercials per hour of TV?

  3. roadrunner

    "Mmmm, Martha. You didn' tell me we's havin' barbeque for dinner. WAIT A MINUTE, THAT AIN'T STEAK! THATS-HOLY MOTHER OF!- MARTHA! GIMME THE SHOTGUN!"

    1. SiLic0ne t0aD

      SiLic0ne t0aD

      Martha, my dear

      Hold your head up, you silly girl

      Look what you've done

  4. roadrunner

    OUR PRIVACY NOTICE HAS CHANGED By using this site, you agree to the Privacy Notice and Terms of Service

    1. Grig

      Grig

      can you send that to me in private?

    2. 7800fan

      7800fan

      Be funny if everyone didn't agree to the changes and quit before the change went in effect

  5. roadrunner

    Dumb Donald is so dumb, when his wife said her water broke, he quickly drove her to the BLANK!

    1. chas10e

      chas10e

      artesian well

    2. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      (cue think music as panel writes their answers0

    3. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      What is plumber?, Alex.

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  6. roadrunner

    This is terrible

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      You don't like Carol Channing?

    2. roadrunner

      roadrunner

      LOL, no. Van Halen really should bring back Sammy

    3. Bryan

      Bryan

      Someone should do a video where Dave sells Sham-Wow and takes callers during the middle of a song.

  7. roadrunner

    On the airplane, Stephanie said to Jessica, "I don't have much confidence in this airline. I just saw the pilot and he had a ______ sticking out of his pocket."

    1. darthkur

      darthkur

      "Learning How to Fly" manual.

    2. roadrunner

      roadrunner

      The answer is parachute

    3. roadrunner

      roadrunner

      parachute sticking out of his pocket.

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  8. roadrunner

    Conscious Uncoupling

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      If there wasn't so much Unconscious Coupling, there wouldn't be so much Conscious Uncoupling.

    2. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      Yes, we model railroaders have to be conscious to uncouple our railroad cars. Or just buy a magnet.

  9. roadrunner

    Rolling Stones song vote, vote Shine A Light http://www.rollingstones.com/2016/02/09/stonesargentina-song-vote-show-2/

  10. roadrunner

    Selfie Stick

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      I like the author's name for it better: the Narcisstick.

    2. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      I thought they have been replaced by quad copters by now?

    3. BurritoBeans

      BurritoBeans

      I could get a much wider shot with my Phantom 3, but hey, if you want to look silly with a plastic stick then go right ahead I guess.

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  11. roadrunner

    Looks like you've enabled AdBlock. Ads suck. Why don't you try the new Premium? It has everything you know and love but with 1080p, full-length videos and NO ADS.

    1. Osgeld

      Osgeld

      I use adblock plus, its already blocks ads on youtube thanks

    2. 7800fan

      7800fan

      I use adblock but not because of annoying ads, its because of annoying malware that tries to slip through ad servers. Remember Yahoo fiasco last year? If a big name company can let a virus slip through, anything is possible.

  12. roadrunner

    Dabbing

    1. SiLic0ne t0aD

      SiLic0ne t0aD

      sounds like a party!

    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Dabbing Coleming.

    3. KreatorKat

      KreatorKat

      , Cam Newton will -Yoda

  13. roadrunner

    Is their a manual scan of triple play baseball 2000 for the PSONE? I can't remember how to get the pitcher to throw a pickoff throw to first.

  14. roadrunner

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    1. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      Free Viagra?? Will it work on the wife??

    2. Bryan

      Bryan

      I don't know- does she have a wiener?

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      I get them in my spam folder usually with the subject: "penis pills."

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  15. roadrunner

    Lynx high score club, Pinball Jam

  16. roadrunner

    How do aliens know our planet is called Earth? They probably have a different name for it.

    1. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      Maybe they call our planet Uranus.

    2. Papa

      Papa

      There are several names for it here as well.

    3. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      806.4616.0110

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  17. roadrunner

    Do you ever have déjà vu, Mrs. Lancaster?

  18. roadrunner

    Don't mess with me, pork chop. What day is this?

  19. roadrunner

    This video is no longer available because the YouTube account associated with this video has been terminated. Sorry about that.

    1. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      Forgot the :\ face.

    2. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Those responsible for terminating the YouTube account wish it to be known that they themselves have been terminated. (Mind you, moose bites kan be pretti nasti..)

    3. Papa

      Papa

      Removed by YouTube WATCH THIS VIDEO!!

  20. roadrunner

    Basketball player runs after he gives another player cheap shot

  21. roadrunner

    Lynx high score club, Ms Pac Man. still time to get a score in

  22. roadrunner

    Shuttle Orbitor ends soon happiestseller has the high bid

    1. roadrunner

      roadrunner

      He wants $230 for one

    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      Is e***a "happpiest seller ever"?

    3. roadrunner

      roadrunner

      Nope

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  23. roadrunner

    VVS - Vertical Videos Suck

    1. Tombstone

      Tombstone

      Yes, pet peave of mine as well.

    2. OldSchoolRetroGamer

      OldSchoolRetroGamer

      Agreed! I always share THIS video for those that don't get that! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt9zSfinwFA

    3. Bryan

      Bryan

      Don't ya just love when they fill in the black space with blurry copies of the main video?

  24. roadrunner

    The Yahoo homepage looks different than it did a few days ago.

    1. oldjd

      oldjd

      Yeah, I think it sucks bananas.

    2. SiLic0ne t0aD

      SiLic0ne t0aD

      the ol switcheroo!

    3. MrMaddog

      MrMaddog

      I love how the CEO keeps changing the web page design instead of actually fixing the company...

       

  25. roadrunner

    Hand Shark!

    1. sega_SHARK

      sega_SHARK

      BOOM!

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