VectorGamer

there isn't nearly enough hate and drama in the description, it almost makes it sound like you want to go. I'll pitch in anyway.

Indeed! I should have seen "ignominious" as a descriptor at the minimum

Yeah it would have been nice to say you're going to Expose those (New) Coleco holdings's Frauditarians in their lair, but I understand the sensitive nature of your mission...Bonus points for putting Playing with your Cabbage Patch Kids dolls while listening to Slayer in your description!