Howww do! Welcome to my shop, let me cut your mop, let me shave your crop! Daaainttily, daaaaintily. Heeeey you! Don't look so perplexed, why must you be vexed, can't you see you're next? Yeeees, you're next. Yoooou're so next!
How about a nice, close shave? / Teach your whiskers to behave. / Lots of lather, lots of soap. / Please hold still, don't be a dope. / Now we're ready for the scraping / There's no use to try escaping. / Yell and scream and rant and rave. / It's no use, you need a shave!
What would you want with a wabbit? / Can't you see that I'm much sweeter. / I'm your little señoriter. / You are my type of guy. / Let me straighten your tie. / and I shall dance for you.