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  1. retrorussell

    Gloria: You know, pizza's actually not from Italy. I read that Marco Polo discovered it in China and then brought it back to Italy. Archie: Leave it to a dago to go halfway around the world to get a take-home meal.

    1. accousticguitar

      accousticguitar

      Ha ha! I just watched an episode of Archie Bunker.

    2. fdurso224

      fdurso224

      Hahahahahahahaha!

    3. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      :D
  2. retrorussell

    GOD I F***ING HATE DUKE.

    1. moodorf

      moodorf

      the fact that I thought you meant Duke Nukem just shows how little I know about sports.

    2. Emehr

      Emehr

      I thought it was a GI Joe reference.

    3. carlsson

      carlsson

      Duke Ellington?

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  3. retrorussell

    Whew.. hot tub finally cleaned.. now jamming to the original Cutey Honey theme.

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Hot Tub = People Soup

    2. Papa

      Papa

      Is it gonna make me sweat? Is it gonna get me wet? OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!

       

      Gonna get in the hot tub..Hot tub HOT!!

  4. retrorussell

    F***ing Cricket phone.. dies right after you take it off the charger. It says "Battery Full, take it off charger". So I do, and I can't get it to turn on. I get to take it in to the shop this weekend..

    1. high voltage

      high voltage

      It's just not cricket

  5. retrorussell

    That DOES it. Those ants have F***ED WITH THE WRONG GUY!!!

  6. retrorussell

    SO pissed at businesses that shut down for a day during their regular business hours, for no reason given whatsoever. No closed sign, no "Back in 10 minutes" type of sign; nothing. Doors closed and locked, no one inside. Bad, bad business policy.

    1. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      Looting has no hours..

    2. atarian63

      atarian63

      Yep, drives customers crazy, years ago we always were closed the day after Christmas to avoid the idiots, BUT we did post signs saying so.

       

    3. ls650

      ls650

      Family emergency, flooded basement, I can think of a lot of reasons why a business might be shut for a day with no warning. Life happens.

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  7. retrorussell

    I was called here by, HYOOOOMANS!!! Who wish to pay ME!!! Tribute.

    1. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      "Dracula!"

      (turns around slowly, revealing the face of Frank Nelson)

      "Yeeeeeeeees!?"

    2. fdurso224

      fdurso224

      I'll pay you Tuesday!

  8. retrorussell

    Oh man.. the Andes mint shake from Arby's is EVERY bit as good as it looks. Yum!

    1. ls650

      ls650

      I don't think there is an Arby's near me. There used to be, but they went belly up because no one liked the food.

    2. pseudo_intellectual

      pseudo_intellectual

      Regarding the combination of mint and chocolate: "No sir, I don't like it"

    3. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      I just had mint m&ms for breakfast.

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  9. retrorussell

    Oh the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that would live on and on. And no one would know, as the years come and go, of the horror, from long time ago.

  10. retrorussell

    God, Alien Syndrome is a bitch. The boss battles are just SO unfair! Plus you can't continue..

    1. BassGuitari

      BassGuitari

      I've got the Master System version, and that square D-pad really makes it a chore.

  11. retrorussell

    RIP Anthony Mason. Back when the Knicks were actually good, him and Ewing and Oakley and co. were fun to watch. Sad to hear he passed.

    1. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      I was wondering today if he was selectable as a knicks player in NBA Jam. I always played as the Jazz myself. Rip

    2. DoctorTom

      DoctorTom

      And boy has it been a while since the Knicks were actually good... :(

  12. retrorussell

    Tecmo Bowl and its NFL license for the NES is unquestionably awesome.. but if you haven't played the arcade version, it's not bad either.

    1. fdurso224

      fdurso224

      You can say that again Russ! Both are on my top NFL games list!

    2. Tombstone

      Tombstone

      I have an 8-player Tecmo Super Bowl tournament twice a year, October and March. Such a blast, such an awesome game. First prize is a Bo Knows Tecmo t-shirt.

  13. retrorussell

    Rest in peace, Jerome Kersey. Great Blazer, very nice guy.

  14. retrorussell

    Crap.. the shower head broke off. Sucks.

    1. fdurso224

      fdurso224

      I had to go to my local hardware store to buy a new one as well. It snapped while I was adjusting it!

  15. retrorussell

    Jeez.. I just DO NOT get After Burner. Having a hell of a time with it.

    1. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      Okay, don't bother on SMS or Genny. 32x or Saturn the only versions worth playing. Roll a lot, keep the missiles flying, duck left and right, slow down when jets start passing you to shoot them. If the screen gets too busy speed up and head off to the side. Good luck gentlemen!

    2. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!

    3. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Playing the arcade version. Not AB2, but the first After Burner. Not used to the "locking on" system, in which you can't destroy an enemy unless you "lock on" to it first.

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  16. retrorussell

    Wow Blazers.. MUCH better!

    1. NE146

      NE146

      You get some that fit now?

    2. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      ^ derp

  17. retrorussell

    Wow.. that's the biggest Blazer meltdown I can remember outside of the Finals.

    1. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      No, they just threw the game. I give up being a Blazer fan. They can't win.

  18. retrorussell

    ABSOLUTELY tired of Google crashing this site.

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      How could Google crash a site?

    2. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      This site often crashes and displays a Google message (even though I don't run Google) saying some sort of error message. Happns pretty often on this site and I can't get back on for a few minutes.

    3. Albert

      Albert

      I have never heard of this before. Can you take a screenshot of this and send it to me via PM?

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  19. retrorussell

    And once again we can say! It's a great day.. to be a Blazer!

    1. NE146

      NE146

      are you man enough to take the ice bucket challenge? :)

    2. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      I could probably do it once. But I have to get to a hot tub/warm shower quickly!

    3. Bryan

      Bryan

      Whatever you do... don't say warm shower!

  20. retrorussell

    Hmm.. how do I set up the MAME controls for 720 degrees?

    1. CyranoJ

      CyranoJ

      spin them round twice....

    2. S1500

      S1500

      mousewheel?

    3. Bakasama

      Bakasama

      From what I remember of the controls, you should look into getting a spinner type of controller. An 8-way joystick is a poor way to play that game.

  21. retrorussell

    Time to see what EJ Manuel can do.. he can't POSSIBLY be worse than Orton.

  22. retrorussell

    Way to go Niners. About the only time I'll ever root for you, and you piss it away. Puke.

    1. fdurso224

      fdurso224

      You can say that again Russ! I'm finished with the 49thers!

  23. retrorussell

    Triangle man, triangle man. Triangle man hates particle man. They have a fight, triangle wins. Triangle man.

    1. BalloonFighter

      BalloonFighter

      The fight between Triangle Man and Person Man was much more interesting.

    2. Bixler

      Bixler

      *accordion*

  24. retrorussell

    F*** Sky Kid!!! That damn "loop" button NEVER seems to work! B.S.!!!!

  25. retrorussell

    They need to make a "GIF" link in search browsers for searching for gifs specifically. Searching through IMAGES mixes it with too many still pictures.

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Did you select "Animated"?

       

      https://www.google.com/search?q=fart&safe=on&tbm=isch&source=lnt&tbs=itp:animated

    2. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Never mind, I got it, thanks. The gifs take forever to load though..

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