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Soda Power Rankings: Coke > Cherry Coke > RC Cola > Pepsi > Ginger Ale > Orange Crush > Mountain Dew > Cherry Dr Pepper

First thing I thought of was The Ice Pirates. https://news.sky.com/story/nasa-issues-space-herpes-warning-as-virus-reactivates-in-astronauts-11669335

"A message from the Gamilon ship, sir. 'Earth fleet, surrender immediately. What should I tell them sir?" 'Tell them they're idiots!' "What??" 'I said, idiots!' "This is Earth ship 225. Idiots! Over."

The next time I get a song stuck in my head, I'd be quite happy if it wasn't by the Spin Doctors.

Top o' tha mornin' to ya

No matter how hard he tries Samuel L Jackson is basically the same character in all of his movies.

I was going to watch "Major League" and then "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" last night, but I fell asleep.

Ugh

I finished in 2nd place in division A in pinball playoffs last night. Won a trophy and $90.

Are we not men?

I'm also planning to interview/crank call Phil Collins on one of my next podcasts!! LOL His agent gave me his number. Who else loves Genesis here? Not only the console but the band? Been on a real Genesis kick lately. Love both Peter and Phil eras,and Abacab is in my regular rotation!

Why do people buy Pepperidge Farms Goldfish when Cheese-its taste way better? Goldfish taste like oyster crackers with some cheese dust on them. What is your favorite snack?

Nickelodeon turns 40 on April 1. I doubt they'll do anything special, but they should.

No matter how many times they keep reminding me, for some reason I keep forgetting to "Like" and "Subscribe" every single YouTube video I happen to watch. Either I'm getting forgetful in my old age, or I just don't like being annoyed.

RTFM people. RTFM.

"Bring me four fried fried chickens and a Coke."

This is glue...Strong stuff!

Note to self: be careful when eating microwaved popcorn. I bit into a kernal and broke a tooth loose. Talk about painful! It’s time to see the dentist...

Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer GOOOOO!

thanks for making me bat in the bottom of the 9th VCS RS Baseball, even though I smoked your ass 20-6. lol

It's snowing!

God.. FINALLY got that stupid HP Envy printer to communicate with my cpu; several driver updates later.. POS.

I was watching the local news, and they cut to a field reporter for a story and he wasn't ready or something. So he said "oh God damn it" in an angry voice I guess not thinking he was live. He's a veteran reporter too -- even has the 1950's style hat. If I were a reporter, I'd assume every mic is live and not curse. It's like you assume a gun is loaded even when it's not and you don't point it at anyone.

Une baguette, hon hon hon oui oui!

Its name is Quetzalcoatl...Just call it "Q"...That's all you'll have time to say before it tears you apart!