FlightSuit

Cheer up!

I don't doubt what you're saying, but I do feel it's morally wrong. Your teenaged years should be spent enjoying life, smoking pot, and trying to lose your virginity, not doing a bunch of unnatural crap in order to impress some damned Ivy-league university.

Why do they even give a damn about your grades? I never even bothered to show up to high school half the time, and trust me, it didn't hurt me one bit. I went on to get nothing but A's and B's in college, and no employer has ever asked me how I did in high school. High school does not matter.

You give me too much credit. I don't even deserve to be called a person.

"Fuck, fuckity-fuck! See, it didn't hurt anybody!" -Cartman

I rather like the fact that people can use foul language on here. It makes me have more respect for Atari Age, and for the realness of all y'all.

Ordering your fries without salt is also a very effective trick for getting the freshest, hottest fries possible, 'cause the fries they've had sitting there under a heat lamp for the last twenty minutes have already been mass-salted. To fulfill your order, they're forced to cook new ones just for you. I don't believe this tactic is necessary at In-N-Out, 'cause I don't think they pre-salt their fries, and they don't sell stale food anyway. But at McDonald's or Burger King, it's definitely a good idea. Damn. All this talk is making me crave In-N-Out!

In-N-Out's fries taste bland at first, if you've spent your life gobbling McDonald's and Burger King fries. Then you figure out that what you're tasting is the actual potato, as opposed to whatever salt and artificial flavor and color the other chains are putting in theirs. I hate to admit it, but I think In-N-Out's general decency can be directly attributed to the fact that the company is run by Christians.

Just give me your parents' phone number. I'll get 'em straightened out for you.

Funny coincidence, I was just asking a friend of mine from Oregon about their conceal-and-carry status. He said the conceal part wasn't so important, 'cause in his town, you can walk around with a gun on your hip, and nobody thinks anything of it. As they say, an armed populace is a polite populace.

Damn. Better get a good water filter! You say it affects people's shoplifting habits, though?

As long as I brought it up... Flightsuit's YouTube Flightsuit's stuff on a much better video site

I get it. Moon gets translated as "month" 'cause we use a lunar calendar. That's pretty funny. I plugged in the following phrase: "Please watch my YouTube videos and consider subscribing to my channel!" and got back: "Look at my video of YouTube, consider the fact that you reserve subscribe my channel!"

There's nobody wealthier than a man who gets paid to do what he loves. Regarding lithium: Do they put in in the water on purpose? I know it's a brain chemical, but for cryin' out loud, it's also a battery acid and a crystal meth ingredient!

At the new retro-gaming store in SF, everything is in a locked case. Are people's fingers less sticky in El Paso?

Oh, yeah!

Mine can only go on the well smooth plane!

Amen to that! I find the phenomenon of "unboxing" videos to be totally perplexing: You made a video of yourself taking your new iPhone out of its box? Really!? How fascinating! What's next? Do I get to see you at McDonald's, taking your Happy Meal out of its bag? Will you assemble the free toy for us? Regarding that blogging thing, I commend you for not blogging! What I meant to say was not that you oughtta blog the details of this, but that some established, well-known tech/gadget blogs would be all over this if they knew about it.

I have submitted numerous photos to Engrish, but they have never used any of my submissions. Here is the funniest thing I have ever submitted to them: "This product can only walk on glass and on the well smooth plane!" "Ah, how miraculous he is!" "When he meets obstacles, he will draw back his shaft to do backward..." "On the contrary, when his back body meets obstacles, he will stretch out his shaft to go forward!" "For trying your best to avoid to eat them by accident, do not let your kids play it!" "As the parts are quite small pay attention not to eat them by accident, otherwise it will cause to asphyxiant." "Remove the battery compartment cover (the crust of Adsorptive Sprite)"

That is annoying. Even to this day, when you want to play with an Xbox 360 or PS3 that they've got set up in a Target or Toys R Us or whatever, the controllers always have a Lucite harness on them that prevents you from pressing certain buttons. I don't know what purpose that serves, other than making it impossible for you to bypass a publisher's splash and title screen before playing a game demo. I wonder if that's the reason, or if there's some other idiotic purpose?

Ouch! This is a funny pic!

It seems like this thing oughtta be featured in a retro-gaming or do-it-yourself magazine or blog. If nothing else, let's have some more pics and/or a YouTube video!

A little off topic, but if anybody here wants to see some beautiful examples of what happens when producers are able to operate within a certain country without regard for copyright laws, try Googling any of the following terms: Turkish Star Wars Turkish Star Trek Turkish Superman Turkish Batman Turkish Spiderman