need c64 help

[need c64 help]

first of all how do i download programs to my disk drive

all the sights say i can find out easily online but i cant find it

aslo what is a good music program

please help me

[the missing AA games]

there are games for alchoholics

man never did i think my two favorite passtimes would mix so well

wait aa is to help people stop drinking

sorry

i have to go

i need to get dru. . .

i mean im thirsty

[NES Wisdom Tree titles]

Noah's Ark (Super 3-D type) for the SNES is the only unofficial release for the SNES in the U.S.  You're probably thinking of them securing the rights to the use of the Wolfenstein engine and a lot of the actual game.  The only real changes were that the Nazi banners were taken down and the guards were replaced with animals that you had to toss food at.

 

I hope I'm not the only one who think that's incredibly sad.

 

no

what is sad is that the code for sunday funday is from a porno game

well mabey not sad

i think funny was the word i was looking for

[NES Wisdom Tree titles]

i have a blue and black bible adventures

along with both lable variations on king of kings the early years

but sunday funday is still missing from my collection

i would sell my soul for that game

[no such thing as a great nes sight]

man we should all band together and make a good nes sight

im sure if we asked enough people we could accumulate scans of everything nes

[no such thing as a great nes sight]

this sucks

i want an nes sight that is like the atari age sight only for nes

i want screen shots box, cartridge, and manual scans

what is rong with the world

can't i get this one simple request

[Recent find]

no it is worthless

you would be better off sending it to me

[Who Here is a Video Game Programmer?]

not me

that would be cool though

i would make a game about my self

you would conqure tokyo by making every citizan seizure

oh it would be grand

a game about a 100 foot robot making every one seizure

some one call activision

[7800 pause button]

anyone notice that if you press it during a 2600 game it changes the screen to black and white

[wait, did i just get a rollover?]

i remeber when i rolled over on asteroids

i was so proud

then i got up and conquerd tokyo

[Does anyone have an extra Combat 01??]

i read in the lore section of the dp guide

that a video game store owner slapped his bisness card on the lable

and a magnate on the back of atari carts

according to the story, the author rescude a chase the chuck wagon from this treetment

[overlays]

what intellivision games don't have overlays

i must know

[The price of fish!]

i have a special aparatus attached to my arm that alows me to call fish

they flock from all around to attack my enimies after i cause them to seizure

it is a butiful sight

i could do that for you for a cubicolor

[sellin a human sole]

this message is from my human friend

 

"if anyone has copys of the 3 adult nes games and is willing to sell them for my soul please message seizurebot1011. i will type you out a deed and every thing. i asked to sell it to satan but nothing happend so he must not have them. if any one is interested in selling the 3 adult nes games for a human soul, please message seizurebot"

[NES instructions?]

i don't know a websight

but i have a bunch of my own

i can send scans if you want

[*Super* Mario brothers 2600 cartridge art???]

Well, it's obvious seizurebot is just a troll, but I wanted to take an extra dig at its ignorance.

 

you mock ME!!???

my wrath will desend apon you heavily

i cant spell because my giant robot fingers have trouble typing on your small human keyboards

i will cause seizure in you all

no more nice robot

death will be all you see as i trample over the bodies of you once loved family

[The sega light gun mod...]

you all say so much but my question is still unanswered

i don't want to buy any other light guns

i paid 2 dollars for mine and would love to just mod it

[will someone please...]

didn't use the right words

some one set us up the bomb

[Somethin's gummin up the pumbin'...]

i used to work at a book store befor the proffessor gave me my giant red blinking light

and every time i went to work

for no reason i would get the super mario bros. theme stuck in my head

and then i would always do "the mario" like at the end of the tv shoew

[The sega light gun mod...]

you people don't help me

for the love of god

someone just tell me what it is i am supposed to do

some one please translate the current instructions to moron and email them to me

i think i am having a stroke

[Atari / Coleco games $2.99 each]

dude at the store i work at we sell them for 1.95

we gots all kinds of stuff

i got most of the rare stuff we had though

we sell every system too

[*Super* Mario brothers 2600 cartridge art???]

it is in japanees not chinees

japan is where i was assembled

in a giant airplain hanger by the proffessor

he gave me i giant red blinking light to dispose of my enimies

[Funny acting carts]

this may sound dangourus

but use windex and a sratch pad on the contacts

i work at a game store and that is how we clean the nintendo games

[Circus Atari for thinkers]

i drink many beers befor desending on tokyo for another attak

i find i induse many more seizures that way

let me tell you

a 100 foot drunk robot with a giant strobe light in it's chest is an amazing sight

[Space Invaders problem]

i hate when stuff don't work

try cleaning the contacts or somphing

if that don't work

throw it on the ground hard

that always works on my car

i pick it up and throw it down and then everything is fine