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  1. Ryan Witmer

    Just released the PC version of my 5200 game Magical Fairy Force on Steam.  https://store.steampowered.com/app/2144100/Magical_Fairy_Force__Champion_Edition/

    1. Creamhoven

      Creamhoven

      Congratulations! I hope to release my own homebrew as well some day.

  2. Ryan Witmer

    Nobody gets me.  I'm the wind, baby.

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      I'M A LONER, DOTTIE. A REBEL.

  3. Ryan Witmer

    If someone is reading this, I must have failed.

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    2. ClassicGMR

      ClassicGMR

      Talking to yourself x=usr(1536)? First sign of mental illness....

    3. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      It's not so much talking to myself as it is running commentary :D

    4. DuggerVideoGames

      DuggerVideoGames

      This star Naju was our home, but we were invaded by evil life forms.

  4. Ryan Witmer

    My entire life has built up to pirate fairies.

     

  5. Ryan Witmer

    Fine ham abounds.

    1. bubufubu

      bubufubu

      You people have carpet on your hearts!

  6. Ryan Witmer

    Dear Internet:  If something doesn't bother you, it doesn't 'faze' you.  I don't know what it means to be 'phased' but I assume it happens to careless physicists.

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    2. NE146

      NE146

      Theirs simply a lot of idiots out there on the internet. :)

    3. glazball

      glazball

      "Faze" is spelled correctly in your usage.  Faze and phase are homophones.

    4. wongojack

      wongojack

      We were so in phase
      In our dance hall days

  7. Ryan Witmer

    Ever since the Internet collectively lost the ability to spell the word "lose" I second-guess myself every time I write "lose" or "loose."

    1. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      The Internet.

       

      What a bunch of Loosers!

    2. digdugnate

      digdugnate

      dang it, beat to the joke! lol

  8. Ryan Witmer

    Can't have a fairy game without a fairy princess.

    https://youtu.be/a82pC09VtTE

    1. SlidellMan

      SlidellMan

      Not if it's Hunie Pop.

  9. Ryan Witmer

    The tooth fairy enters the fray!

     

  10. Ryan Witmer

    I've gotten so used to people not knowing the difference between "defuse" and "diffuse" that I immediately assume any use of those two words is wrong, even in my own writing.

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    2. RetroSonicHero

      RetroSonicHero

      You may hate me for this, but I honestly didn't realize those were two separate words....

    3. bluejay

      bluejay

      image.thumb.jpeg.52fca8c3f2c31bb0a2ce234fedf36e59.jpegWhat a badass defuser. I wonder how many bombs it could diffuse. 

    4. SlidellMan

      SlidellMan

      Defuse: intercept, de-escalate.

      Diffuse: Scatter, calm down.

  11. Ryan Witmer

    First post-5200 character:

     

    1. SlidellMan

      SlidellMan

      What system is this version for?

    2. Ryan Witmer

      Ryan Witmer

      It's a PC game.

  12. Ryan Witmer

    Idiot control now!

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Idiot, control.....NOW!

    2. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      IT STINKS!

  13. Ryan Witmer

    You aren't an RPG, Hero Wars, no matter how times your stupid ads claim you are.

    1. Rogerpoco

      Rogerpoco

      Oh, haha, I can't relate to that one particularly, but the subject matter, most definitely!!!

      All I played in the early/mid 90's were RPG type games, Legend of Dragoon, Ocean...something, y'know, those kind of games.

      Every now and then I'd get one(not calling out particular games)that was ALL turn-based battle type games, you couldn't really tell from the boxart(was pre internet)-not that those aren't "good games", but I personally don't prefer them, so I'd be pretty ticked.

      Seems like Atlus might have pulled the shaft on me several times, games that LOOKED awesome, but weren't.

    2. SlidellMan

      SlidellMan

      It's like Breath of Fire 6 all over again. Seriously, iOS and Android's game libraries make all those who talked smack towards the Wii want to apologize to Nintendo.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Don't know what Hero Wars is...Wait Breath of Fire 6??  I'm still on 1 and 2 which I love!  OK Android and PC (probably?)?  Yeah that ummm  doesn't count.   (Not to me anyways)...

  14. Ryan Witmer

    I really wish I liked Guilty Gear.

    1. SlidellMan

      SlidellMan

      Despite his musicianship, I never really liked Daisuke Ishiwatari for the reason why I lost interest in SNK: they make the same game each time they make any game. Seriously, he needs to make something that isn't another staid fighting game.

    2. Karl G

      Karl G

      But do you feel guilty that you don't?  :D

  15. Ryan Witmer

    Virtua Fighter is trying to make a comeback and I'm so excited for it.

  16. Ryan Witmer

    The final Atari 5200 cast member gets her video:

     

  17. Ryan Witmer

    I'm running out of peanuts... and oleomargarine!

  18. Ryan Witmer

    The Mariners keep winning games.  I'm not sure what's wrong with them.

    1. sramirez2008

      sramirez2008

      The Yanks keep losing (5 in a row now) games.  I'm not sure what's wrong with them! ☹️

    2. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      I'm enjoying watching the M's play (so far). I have no idea who any of the players are anymore (except Seager), but they clearly needed an overhaul.

    3. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      Why now? Why not 20 years ago?

  19. Ryan Witmer

    Shermie is cool and all, but if Love Heart isn't in KOF XV I'm going to be rather upset.

  20. Ryan Witmer

    The Ratcatcher legacy continues: https://youtu.be/EtckSB6pknQ

  21. Ryan Witmer

    Would any POKEY sound experts like to help out with my totally not Tron disc arena game?

  22. Ryan Witmer

    Every morning I wake up hoping that the Pope has appointed a new Holy Roman Emperor.  Every morning I'm disappointed.

  23. Ryan Witmer

    SNK, you aren't going to make me buy a console for KOF XV, are you?  Are you?

  24. Ryan Witmer

    The first character trailer is here!

    https://youtu.be/7vamWQTX-1E

     

  25. Ryan Witmer

    The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.

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    2. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      Tell that to a baseball player.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Definitely coffee gets me out of bed each morning...(I remember that commercial of course)...I like Dazbog coffee in my cup!

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Only half a cup???  I thought you liked my coffee!

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