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Cebus Capucinis

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  1. It's true! (See attached)

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    1. fdurso224

      fdurso224

      @Cebus CapucinisHahahaha. Ooooh I don't know about that Cebus. :D

       

      Food Eating GIF

    2. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      He can eat a tons and tons of lasagna and not gain any pounds or mass.  How is that possible? /infomercial voice.

  2. Just received yet MORE credit card pre-approvals in the mail. Eat your heart out, plebs.

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    2. digdugnate

      digdugnate

      with the interest rates on those offers that we get, i think i'm in the wrong business!

    3. save2600

      save2600

      That's nothing... I just received an "official" offer to extend the factory warranty on my car, from one of those unofficial fly-by-night insurance companies! Such a deal.  :D

    4. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      WHOA! Step aside gents, we have a true man-about-town playboy walking by!

  3. Hmm, do I buy it..... 🤔

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      IF you can afford it...Treat yourself.  OR if you're like me,  STOP spending  money already!   (Heh)

    2. Razzie.P

      Razzie.P

      Yep, buy it. 

       

      Heck, buy me one, too.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I only want it if it's a Launch Edition.  The black one to match my heart.   And it better include a free patch or trucker hat, or certificate of something, or sticker for my guitar case or bike or skateboard, or something...

  4. Ah, I see, TODAY was the one day a week scheduled for me to screw up everything all morning at work. Missed the memo until the sixth email sent with mistakes. D'OH

  5. I love eBay auctions that say "SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY!" Guess I'll just take my giant pile of clown cash elsewhere.

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I've def had enough flakes on eBay....I've never been like that so I can barely process that some people are so annoying/stupid/scammer-ish.  When everyone understands/obeys the rules, it's fine...It really makes me mad when all is said and done.  In the old days ya couldn't do much either. (Example)  I "sold" a brand new PSP on Launch Day.   A guy ran the price up,  I would've even made a little something.  Except he didn't pay.  I left Negative Feedback but now, like a new car driven off the lot,  my PSP is Not worth as much.  Ended up selling it to a friend for just retail and I ate the cost of tax.

    3. Razzie.P

      Razzie.P

      Well... guess that explains the sad look here

       

      ClownKey.jpg.218156a533d2333bbf2a0bdc64c6fa1f.jpg

    4. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      That clown is probably sad because he's doing the numbers for his profit/loss statement on Excel or Google Sheets and has find out he made no money, because kids are terrified of clowns and don't want them at their parties.

  6. The good news: our downstairs AC got fixed. The bad news: the HOA is throwing tantrums about our palm trees.

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      @IntelliMission A Mr. Bungle song?  Hell Yeah!!   I've seen them 3 times live! (Plus also seen Faith No More, Fantomas, Secret Chiefs 3 etc.)  You get a SUPER LIKE!!

    3. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      Home owners associations ... the bureaucrats in training who want to eventually hold real office but can't yet, so they work super hard to suck as much as the people they wish they were.

    4. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      The HOA's are run by Karens. 

  7. Was going to go thrift store shopping but then I remembered that thrift stores are full of people with Amazon/eBay price scanner apps scanning everything for resale. :(

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    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      I have friends who worked for Goodwill, and let's just say their actual mission is "donate just the minimum required to obtain tax cuts while 'reinvesting' in the company and paying execs millions while claiming we support the community."

    3. pacman000

      pacman000

      Not too surprising.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      You should "Scan" the person (with the scanner app) with your phone....Then if they ask,  You tell them you're using a scanning app to check value.  Then tell them they're not worth much.

  8. Friggin' air handler is shorting out. Time for the fat man to climb in the crawlspace. LOL

  9. So true.

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    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I believe Matlock did it in Salvage 1 back in '79!

  10. In the words of a long time and great, wise AA member: MAMBY PAMBIES!!!!

  11. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

    1. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) - You dropped this.

    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ why thank you

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Despite having grown to dislike the platform in the late 80's. So was I. It was part of the many inflection points in the evolution of computers. Both as an example of what and what not to do.

  12. Can't wait to go back to the Reef Store tonight.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Well, I hope to Bira Bira you get some good games before the tide comes in and submerges the Reef Store once again...

  13. Alright guys, time to beat both of these status update clowns. GIVE ME ALL THE SAD REACTS

     

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      It's a trap!

    2. digdugnate

      digdugnate

      I'm a contrarian, you get a big ol' 'Thanks' from me!

    3. ClassicGMR
  14. south park beat a dead horse GIF

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Could be wrong, but...I figure he means Are you getting an Amico? 

    3. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Nah, it's actually more just a statement in general. I'm as guilty of it as everyone else. Directed more toward myself than any other person.

    4. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      I've been making more of an effort lately to not fall into the same trap.  Doesn't mean that it doesn't happen (it does), though I have been catching myself earlier than I might have previously.

  15. Newest Member: "HS Comp Science Teacher." Wonder what that person does for a living.

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    2. digdugnate

      digdugnate

      Science for free?

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      They make COMPilation CDs that subliminally Teach Science.  They're so good that people hear them and say Holy Sh*T!   (HS if you will)

    4. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      High Score Competitions are now taught as science?  Wow.

  16. So it turns out that My Dinner with Andre is 1) NOT a WWF event and 2) does NOT involve Andre the Giant. What a ripoff.

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    2. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      How was it?

    3. thanatos

      thanatos

      Well, a dinner with Andre the Giant might be sadly uncomfortable or disturbing.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I think there should be a My Dinner With Eric Andre...

  17. I kinda want a Playdate, hipster though it seems to be ...

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    2. digdugnate

      digdugnate

      I had a chance to dork around with a dev Playdate unit.  It looks like a pretty cool gadget.

    3. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      Ask your wife if you can go on a play date.  Even if it is just to crank your shaft.

    4. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Makes up for me not getting a Boner Day cake.

  18. $313 power bill has me missing the Pacific NW. LOL

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    2. Cobra Kai

      Cobra Kai

      Damn! I don't know what I would do with bills that high. My electric last month was $93. We have nuclear power though, that's probably why.

    3. Clint Thompson

      Clint Thompson

      Can't wait for the invite to come see your CRAY super computer!

    4. Swami

      Swami

      @Cebus Capucinis Even in Minnesota our summer AC bill is more than our winter heating bill, LOL. I'm guessing you don't often get 90's in the summer in the Pacific NW. I am curious why Tucson and Phoenix didn't end up closer to the Gulf of California. Something to do with Gold Rush travel path of least resistance I would think.

  19. Oh wow! Did you guys hear about the Air Raid cart that was donated to Goodwill? I wonder why nobody has made a thread about it!

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Turns out there is one. LOL. D'oh. 

       

    2. digdugnate

      digdugnate

      No, but there's this game called E.T. ....

  20. Is this how you do it?

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      Apparently, I got an email, even though I have status update notifications turned off.   Must have missed one. LOL

    2. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      No.  This is:

       

       

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      joeatari beat me to it.

  21. ABRA CADABRA *POOF*

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    2. PacManPlus

      PacManPlus

      *ding ding* :D

       

    3. ClassicGMR

      ClassicGMR

      "Abra-Ca-Pocus!"

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Pocus Cadabra!

       

       

      Hehaa!  That was Brilliant!

  22. Time to do a magic trick for my birthday. *POOF*

    1. ClassicGMR

      ClassicGMR

      Was that a *POOF* or a *POOT* old man? 😈

    2. save2600

      save2600

      Do you need to wipe? Happy Birfday!  🤣

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      It worked!  You're 2 years younger!

       

       

      Errrr....

      Wait,  was this a Hobbit, I mean Lord of the Rings, reference?

  23. Hi there Dragonstomper, is this item from 12 years ago still for sale?

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    2. jhd

      jhd

      I still have some original PlayStation games that I have been willing to sell/trade for a really long time... 

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      DragonStomper!  BWaahahaa!  When I first got to  AtariAge,  Everyone was always doing that!

    4. Swami

      Swami

      Now it accidently posting private messages as status updates.

  24. It's all so tiresome.

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Sounds like you need help from the interdimensional Web Plasma aliens:

       

      randomterrain.com/rt-interdimensional-web-plasma.html

    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Mmm, juicy eyeballs.

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