Does anyone know where I can get my hands on some plutonium? It doesn't have to be weapons-grade but it would help. The last guy that sold me some just gave me a suitcase full of PINBALL MACHINE PARTS.
Hmm, that sounds promising. What color is it? I don't want it to be red, because that will, uhh, "stand out too much" for the authorities....I mean, uhh, I don't like red.