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We need to create some sort of huge myth about Albert. Some sort of hilarious 'back story' tall tale.
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PONG wasn't invented in either Nolan Bushnell's daughter's room nor Al Alcorn's. It was actually invented in Albert's garage.
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Albert once walked into a Victoria's Secret. All the women there were impregnated just by his presence.
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Albert takes showers with his bike, and rides in the nude. Wait, all of that is true.