Cebus Capucinis

Fun fact: for the purposes of adult novelty collecting in Texas, the 5200 counts as three items.

Oh the kerning!...Shoot I remember back in those days we'd kern all the livelong day;   Man ain't meant for kerning like that, they'd tell us, but we had our fingers so far up our kernholers we couldn't hear'em...  I once kerned so hard my kernelofaguss fell right out of it's kernel clink!  I was running on fumes.  They said we keep kerning like that we'd probably go blind or get cancer of the clinker.  Finally had to stop kerning when the Winter came, though...cuz then it was time for Curling. 

With a name like Big Sexy Mama* the 5200 was destined for success!

*Now,  THAT's what it was actually called!  Most people loved it for it's great controllers.