Cebus Capucinis

I have friends who worked for Goodwill, and let's just say their actual mission is "donate just the minimum required to obtain tax cuts while 'reinvesting' in the company and paying execs millions while claiming we support the community."

Not too surprising.

You should "Scan" the person (with the scanner app) with your phone....Then if they ask,  You tell them you're using a scanning app to check value.  Then tell them they're not worth much.