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Cebus Capucinis

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  1. It's all so tiresome.

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Sounds like you need help from the interdimensional Web Plasma aliens:

       

      randomterrain.com/rt-interdimensional-web-plasma.html

    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Mmm, juicy eyeballs.

  2. Why do people call computers "rigs"? Not judging, just seems strange to me.

     

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    2. MrMaddog

      MrMaddog

      Ever tried lugging a PC tower around?

       

      Ain't no thinbook tablet...

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      A PC is akin to an oil rig. A stack of parts, sometimes haphazardly arranged.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I got a trunk rig for my trunks.  I put in swimming trunks, elephant trunks...And then added tree trunks to my rig.  Then stuck in a shaft... of a pilaster,...Right there level with my poop deck. 

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  3. Putting on a concerto tonight. My instrument, you ask? Skin flute.

    1. thanatos

      thanatos

      Masturbato's 30 second symphony?

    2. MattelAquarius

      MattelAquarius

      You, um, do know the mechanics of how a flute is played, right?  Unless you are a contortionist, your statement may have unintended connotations.

       

      In any case, vibrato is a real musical term.

       

      ;)

       

  4. You're unable to view this status update because this account owner set up a Cool Kids Club, and you're not in it. Learn more.

    1. ClassicGMR
    2. CPUWIZ
    3. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      You're telling me I got on a list? SWEET!

  5. With an ad containing kerning like THIS, no wonder the 5200 was a flop. #1 reason why it failed - poor kerning.

    Screenshot_20210619-091651~2.png

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    2. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      Fun fact: for the purposes of adult novelty collecting in Texas, the 5200 counts as three items.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Oh the kerning!...Shoot I remember back in those days we'd kern all the livelong day;   Man ain't meant for kerning like that, they'd tell us, but we had our fingers so far up our kernholers we couldn't hear'em...  I once kerned so hard my kernelofaguss fell right out of it's kernel clink!  I was running on fumes.  They said we keep kerning like that we'd probably go blind or get cancer of the clinker.  Finally had to stop kerning when the Winter came, though...cuz then it was time for Curling. 

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      With a name like Big Sexy Mama* the 5200 was destined for success!

       

       

      *Now,  THAT's what it was actually called!  Most people loved it for it's great controllers.

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  6. Well, I'm moving to a nationally ranked law firm and switching to mergers and acquisitions and corporate law. Excited to do deals that are on the WSJ.

     

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Congrats!

  7. I FEEL SPECIAL

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      So fuckin' special
      I wish I was special
      But I'm a creep
      I'm a weirdo
    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      Eeww so spethshall. Awww!

  8. What can I do with my reputation points? Can I turn them in for something, like Chuck E Cheese? I am sure mine are worth two pencil erasers and a plastic bug.

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      You can lose a reputation point if someone decides to "unlike" a post for whatever reason.

       

    2. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      There are a couple banned people with a reputation of -666. :ponder: |:)

    3. digdugnate

      digdugnate

      I want some Alf pogs!

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  9. It's cool, I never wanted to be able to play pinball again anyway.

    PXL_20210605_155612821.jpg

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      And a Space Invaders machine?  KickAss!!!

  10. Ahh, "bed"time on Sunday. Time to get in bed, curl into a ball, NOT sleep, and have a mini-breakdown about the upcoming work week. Same as every week!

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Nope. It's a Sunday night ritual here.

    2. Lord Mushroom

      Lord Mushroom

      You guys should work less. You will probably get more done as well. And live longer.

    3. digdugnate

      digdugnate

      truer words were never spoken.

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  11. Wonder what's going on in the Amico threads....The Simpsons Reaction GIF

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      PM sent.

  12. Bet you thought this would be punctuation

    1. ClassicGMR

      ClassicGMR

      Quoted for Truth. Get it? Quoted??? HAHAH!!! ...... No no... I'll see myself out ....

  13. .

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      No, that is far more sinister than that.

    2. GoldLeader
    3. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      That time of month again?

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  14. There are no registered users currently online.

    1. Albert

      Albert

      That happens sometimes, not sure what causes it. Will be updating forum software in a few months, maybe that will fix the issue.  :)

    2. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      Unregistered, unloved and unwanted.  Just the way I like it.

    3. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      I was hoping everyone had a Big Logoff Party or something. It's just a glitch? Lame!

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  15. Peeing your pants is THE COOLEST.

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    2. Wally1

      Wally1

      wow

       

      erm...

       

      gross.

       

       

    3. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      Quite frankly, I only pee my pants when I am freezing because it isn't cool.

    4. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      It's 110 here man. 98.6 actually cools me down, what can I say?

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  16. Wondering if the Eagle has landed in CA. 🤔

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      It did indeed, I am finally off work for a few days.  I am in your debt brother and I have your new address right in front of me. 👊

    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Anytime for an old friend. :)

  17. I had the strangest dream that I got a million Likes. Check out my YouTube channel where I describe the dream!

    1. digdugnate

      digdugnate

      'Don't forget to ring that bell!'

    2. CPUWIZ
    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I Liked & Subscribed,   in my dream!

  18. HoW dO i gEt oN tHe LiSt??!

    1. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      r j00 3r33t?  if j00 r n0t 3r33t, n0 l15t 4 j00. NO L15T!

    2. Mikebloke

      Mikebloke

      hAvE yOu NoT rEaD tEh ThIrSt PoSt Of TeH pHr34D????!?!?!?!1111

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      You keep pulling your cebus outta your pants,  you'll get on that list but quick...

       

       

       

       

       

       

  19. Oof. What a week. It's the weekend? Time to....keep working!

    1. MrMaddog

      MrMaddog

      Yeah, go to work for five days and do two more days working around the house. :P

    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      If only. It's work 5 days....then work 2 more. I'd prefer housework.

  20. I've got good news. That gum you like is going to come back in style.

    1. digdugnate

      digdugnate

      that was one weird show. :)

    2. jgkspsx

      jgkspsx

      Got a light?

    3. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      And a damn fine cup of coffee?

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  21. Look at that chump with exactly 8,353 posts but absolutely nothing to say. MORON

  22. First 3D printer project: fishing rod cat toy. :Dhttps://www.thingiverse.com/thing:2851594

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      I was sure she'd request a toy first.

       

       

      reface-1620146552623-336.GIF

  23. Second Mad Libs: "Big Sexy" is NOT the ______________.

    1. Shawn

      Shawn

      ..droids you are looking for.

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Atari 5200 when you have a fat girlfriend in the house.

    3. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      guy back behind the dumpsters at 7-Eleven no matter how much it may seem like it

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