Cebus Capucinis

I sit on the chair in my room typing messages on AtariAge.

I hope you're running with a cig and a beer in hand.

I'm too much of a wuss to take up running, but I've taken up walking to the university; 2.5 miles one way.

not in the 'drink until drunk', way, mind you, just in the OH DEAR GOD WHAT WERE THEY THINKING way.

Right!

Malt beverage flavored like iced tea or lemonade? I don't think I could even stomach one can!

Hmm....I would think a 12-pack would do it for sure!

Man, if you lived closer I'd seriously consider it! Not sure if I'd trust 12 bottles to the USPS or UPS. The Irish Stout has got some serious carbonation going on. lol

Yeah, they'd probably Bogart it halfway and inspect it or something. Maybe if it's really carbonated you can call it 'soda'?

Enjoy your chafed nipples.

Delicious chafed nipples.

Great, now you've made me hungry. Time to kidnap a few joggers. Don't worry, I'll release them . . . sans nipples, of course.

Yeah, Howards life is a bit complicated at the moment.

I'm here. Does that count for any thing?

Extra frowns abound! No iwan....no jahfinho....no wolfman.... :(

That thing is just SCREAMING for a 'move the lever to his crotch' mod.

LMFAO YES!

You can stop now, you are not helping.

How can you screw us if you go home? Are you screwing us, then going home or are we supposed to follow you?

I think he made it clear with the comma, He's going to screw us *and then* go home. LOL.

Me too.

Do you now have more adequate lamp manufacturing facilities?

I do, and due to some information I gathered whilst I was packing (namely the amount of supplies I had) I will be making an ANNOUNCEMENT this summer! (Grain of salt applied here, I've been saying I'm going to do it again for months)

Somebody wants to go to Hollywood.

Must be that Frank fellow I hear so much about.

@atari2600land Wine is awesome unless your drinking the cheap crap.......

Wine is only as good as the amount you drink. The more you drink the better it is.

Ironically enough that's exactly how this '07 Paso Robles Liberte is working. Didn't like the first glass, now that it's had time to breathe and the tannins are mixed more, it tastes a lot better.

It's "Mamby Pambies", bizatch!

Mamby Pamby Baby Cry Cries

Shut up. Bitch.

I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life Somewhere to place affection, but I didn’t want a wife...

And then by lucky chance I saw in a special magazine / An ad that was unusual, the like I'd never seen

aaahhh a drunk smurf,poor fellow

I'm "cool" enough without needing a scanner.

What album?

Outlandos d'Amour and Regatta de Blanc!

Secret porn addiction?

Podcast download? heh

Re: RT, yeah, you'd think she'd just be like me and put that stuff out in the open. Sheesh.

You tell 'em!

You know, I saw that clip from "Network" again recently, and I thought I was watching a clip of Glenn Beck's new TV show.

I didn't think you were in the porn industry...

If you've been drinking water nonstop for 2 hours without splattering the oval, no wonder you can't hold your head up. You're about to die.

Water was certainly a main ingredient.

That really wasn't much of a skin. Like you'd even remember!

I've kept Netscape Navigator on my computer all this time just in hopes of it coming back.

Some days it certainly feels like it does!

Be careful ... if that keyboard is the USB Model M that you bought, you could hurt your head!

Sounds like you need a game of centipede (or ten)!