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Cebus Capucinis

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  1. Learned how to completely rewire and repair inside telephone jacks today! That's quite an easy task, it's pathetic that phone companies charge $80 just to do something like that.

  2. According to a certain AA member, my new job is nothing but euthanizing 500 animals a day.

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    2. the.golden.ax

      the.golden.ax

      Crickets and feeder goldfish don't count.

    3. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      Oops! Nice knowin' you guys!

      Sorry Al, just defending my homeboy.

    4. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      LOL, it's just a joke anyway. At least I hope he is joking.

  3. With as many e-mails as I get from them, there must be nothing but pharmacies in Canada. CANADIAN MEDS/CANADIAN PHARMACY!

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    2. MagitekAngel

      MagitekAngel

      Actually, you're not far off. There is a Shoppers Drug Mart on like every street corner in Ottawa. I live within walking distance of four of those, a Rexall Pharmacy, and at least two others owned by different companies.

    3. save2600

      save2600

      stop visiting porn sites - that'll end those types of spam ;-)

       

    4. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      If the ads were due to porn, I think I'd be getting more midget ads. Wait, was that too much info?

  4. 's butt itches.

    1. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      butt scrat-CHA! BUTT Scrathchas here! Butt Scratcha?

    2. Zedex

      Zedex

      I accidentally ran my bike into a big dog turd. I forgot to rinse it off. I better do that later because I really want to ride my bike.

    3. the.golden.ax
  5. ARGH! Forgot that Pinball Fantasies on Amiga is PAL. Works on 1084S but flippers are cut off.....NEED AN NTSC ROM! :(

    1. OldSchoolRetroGamer

      OldSchoolRetroGamer

      If you hold down both mouse buttons when you power on the amiga you can acess the early startup screen and select ntsc or pal mode, does it make a difference?

  6. Just set up my Amiga 500 and HxC Floppy Emulator again.....HOORAY!

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Playing Pinball Dreams right now!

    2. save2600

      save2600

      I was always kinda lukewarm to PD. Pinball Fantasies OTOH, specially the 1st table, is great Have you given that a try yet?

    3. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Yep! Was playing that just a second ago, switched over. PF is a little harder and faster moving but definitely is more exciting. I do enjoy the music-themed table on PD though!

  7. Needs more bookshelf/bookcase board games! I'm up to 15 now!

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    2. A_Locomotive

      A_Locomotive

      oh ok, I've never heard of those before but that is an awesome concept!

    3. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      I just got a new 3M one yesterday, I forget the name. They are very high quality games.

    4. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Yeah, I really enjoy the 3M ones. I'm trying to complete that before I move heavily into the Avalon Hill ones.

  8. Just got done with my first week of training for my job: BIRD EXPERT at PetSmart! :)

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    2. atarian63

      atarian63

      I agree with CPUWIZ!

      Sounds like a fun job. Good luck Cebus

    3. disjaukifa

      disjaukifa

      Congratulation! I'd rather be paid less had have a job I enjoy then make more money and have a job I hate . . . which I can honestly say because I've been there

    4. disjaukifa

      disjaukifa

      Congratulation! I'd rather be paid less had have a job I enjoy then make more money and have a job I hate . . . which I can honestly say because I've been there

  9. Does anyone know where I can get my hands on some plutonium? It doesn't have to be weapons-grade but it would help. The last guy that sold me some just gave me a suitcase full of PINBALL MACHINE PARTS.

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    2. the.golden.ax

      the.golden.ax

      Do you need it to generate the 1.21 giggawatts of electricity for your new lamp?

    3. atarian63

      atarian63

      I think the Libyans sell it. Doc told me.

    4. Zedex

      Zedex

      atarian63 said it already, talk to the Libyans. Don't build a time machine out of a DeLorean, they might come and kill you.

  10. is going to a tea party today!

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    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

    3. Mad Scientist

      Mad Scientist

      Teddy bear picnic with the kindergartener for me today.

    4. Zedex

      Zedex

      Please don't tell me you're a Tea Party member, I don't like the Tea Party.

  11. BUY MY FRIGGIN' LAMP IN THE LAMPORIUM THREAD!

  12. Really needs to stop playing Radiant Silvergun as it's time to go to work!

    1. Austin

      Austin

      Work is bad, mmmmkaaay?

  13. HEAD SMACKS KEYBOARD. adsglhg fpwiorhgsbn,vm

  14. "Content I Follow"? I RIDE ALONE, I FOLLOW NO CONTENT.

  15. sharted.

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    2. save2600

      save2600

      I dated a gal once whose mother literally did shit herself on the way home after eating Old Country Buffet. One of the reasons I call it 'Old Crappy Buffet'. lmao And yeah, that's totally nasty. Her and her mother. Only a matter of time before she shat herself too, but didn't give her the chance to before she was dumped. DUMPED! lol

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Have you ever crapped on the floor before you could get your butt to the toilet? If you haven't, you've never really, really, really had to poop.

    4. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Nope, I've still managed to spray the seat. LMFAO

  16. WANTED: 5200 SET. As near complete a collection as possible. WILL TRADE A LAMP FOR 5200 SET. PM ME.

  17. THE LAMPORIUM IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS. First item: Pre-made, ready to ship Sears-brand light sixer exclusive, one-of-a-kind lamp. http://www.atariage.com/forums/topic/185113-cebus-lamporiumsale-thread/

    1. Zedex

      Zedex

      Did you make a lamp out of an Atari VCS? Pretty cool. I hope it wasn't a working one, that would be a waste.

    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      I only use dead, non-functioning materials. :)

    3. Zedex

      Zedex

      Thats nice. Could you make a lamp out of a classic all in one Macintosh? With the light coming out of the display? That would be awesome. Like a Macquarium, only useful.

  18. We need to create some sort of huge myth about Albert. Some sort of hilarious 'back story' tall tale.

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    2. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      If you ever bought a homebrew from AA, after Alex disappeared, open it up! ;)

    3. Sauron

      Sauron

      Why make up myths about Albert? There's plenty of dirt on him as it is.

    4. pangasinan

      pangasinan

      @Zedex ,Albert is our master,we are his slaves.He is the only true master here,although some others think they are.

  19. HEY GUYS WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE TO PORT GEARS OF WAR 3 TO THE ZX SPECTRUM!??!?!

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    2. BydoEmpire

      BydoEmpire

      Sure, do it as a top-down scrolling shooter like Commando or the Master System's Rambo. It'd be cool!

    3. Austin

      Austin

      Dude, totally.

    4. Zedex

      Zedex

      Don't forget about Ikari Warriors....

  20. I wonder what robsterman is up to.

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      He changed his name to Benjimin Matlock.

  21. Brandonski is actually a burger joint in Albuquerque! http://burgersdogswings.com/

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      Oh jeez, I can never eat those again now, thanks.

    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      I need to come up with some way to ruin filet for you.

    3. BDW

      BDW

      Now I know where to buy all of my food. With a name like BDW, who can even question the quality?

  22. PROPANE AND PROPANE ACCESSORIES

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      That boy ain't right!

    2. A_Locomotive

      A_Locomotive

      BBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

  23. BARBRA STREISAND

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    2. the.golden.ax

      the.golden.ax

      Does it with the dog show announcer.

    3. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      You need a v-chip

    4. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      ... lives up to her initials.

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