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Cebus Capucinis

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  1. Cebus Capucinis

    It seems like one can never eat too many tacos, but man does my gut ache from so many.

    1. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      It's a bad day to quit eating taco.

  2. Cebus Capucinis

    Now TODAY, today is a great day.

    1. roots.genoa

      roots.genoa

      Did they drop the charges against him? 😉

    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      No, and I am glad they didn't!

    3. Corby

      Corby

      Hahaha. K wait! What in theeee blue hell are weeeee talking about??? Hmmm!

  3. Cebus Capucinis

    PSA: a thermos of blood a day keeps the phlebotomist away.

    1. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      Only if it's Unicorn blood!

       

      Dead Unicorn Blood Rainbow Deceased Magic Horse Vector Illustration Stock Illustration - Download Image Now - iStock

    2. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      Tastes great, too!

    3. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      Less filling!

  4. Cebus Capucinis

    WHO CAN IT BE NOW

    1. Max_Chatsworth

      Max_Chatsworth

      Go away!  Don't come 'round here no more!

    2. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      YARN | Who can it be now? | Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now? | Video clips by quotes | 82b961bf | 紗

  5. Cebus Capucinis

    Today was an awful day.

    1. roots.genoa

      roots.genoa

      Yeah, arresting this great man is a tragedy indeed. Sad day for America.

      Spoiler

      😉

       

    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      I stubbed my toe yesterday morning. Some guy got arrested?

    3. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      ...to quit sniffing glue.

  6. Cebus Capucinis

    What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

     

     

     

     

    Taller.

    1. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      I think I get this joke.  All lawyers are dicks?

    2. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      @Atarian7 You got it. 😂

    3. ClassicGMR

      ClassicGMR

      I violently expelled air through my nostrils. Well done!

  7. Cebus Capucinis

    "Have you considered using the Blog feature?"

    1. KaeruYojimbo

      KaeruYojimbo

      I have. Then I realized no one's interested in what I post in the forums, so they certainly aren't going to be interested in more of the dumb $#!& I babble about.

    2. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      "Yes.  Yes, I have considered it.  Thank you for enquiring."

    3. ClassicGMR

      ClassicGMR

      barney-blog-2.jpg

  8. Cebus Capucinis

    It's Saturday. I'm not in the park, and I'm definitely sure it's not the Fourth of July.

    1. digdugnate

      digdugnate

      lol, great, now the song is in my head.

    2. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      I'm not digging it, no I'm not.

    3. jeremiahjt

      jeremiahjt

      It is Sunday now, so maybe another park, another Sunday.

  9. Cebus Capucinis

    Ray Kassar, Atari CEO, once dismissed Atari's engineers as "high-strung prima donnas."

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    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Sounds like something a high strung prina donna would say.

    3. Zoyous

      Zoyous

      That dude only gained a footnote in history by climbing aboard a rocket that others had built right as it was taking off. He's perhaps best known for outrageously insulting incredibly talented people.

    4. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      That's just what the high strung prima donnas WANT you to think.

  10. Cebus Capucinis

    The Atari logo symbolizes two pong players separated by a playfield line in the middle.

    1. Corby

      Corby

      WRONG! The play field line is the ref separating the pong players cause the loser can't stand the winner cause he's a little rich prick who over celebrates, and drives a Porsche! 

    2. Razzie.P

      Razzie.P

      I thought it was 2 spaceships from Asteroids making porn.  Oh wait, that's the AtariAge logo... never mind

  11. Cebus Capucinis

    Woof. Hope nobody has $ in Silicon Valley Bank.

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Or rather "I hope you have less than the $250,000 FDIC insurance limit" (subject to certain adjustments per US Code).

    2. dwh

      dwh

      My dad called it Skeleton Valley way back in 1990 when all tech industry manufacturing had moved to Asia;China,Taiwan,India

    3. Corby

      Corby

      Christopher Walken Laughing GIF by James Bond 007

  12. Cebus Capucinis

    You wanna know what really GRINDS MY GEARS?

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    2. SoundGammon

      SoundGammon

      Doesn't that frost your balls!

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I got this one.

       

      @Max_Chatsworth

       

      Check it!

       

      Gorf Arcade!

    4. Max_Chatsworth

      Max_Chatsworth

      @GoldLeader Ok..cool. So it's a more hifi reboot of the old 2600 Gorf!   I remember when that game hit my local Showbiz Pizza(2nd one in the country!) Me and my brother were like "No way! It has Space Invaders AND Galaxian in one game!"  

  13. Cebus Capucinis

    LQQK ULTRA RARE 100% REAL

    1. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      WATA-GRADED GRAIL

    2. thanatos

      thanatos

      LAUNCH EDITION!

  14. Cebus Capucinis

    Beans, beans, they're good for your heart

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    2. snorlaxnut

      snorlaxnut

       

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      creepy-kid-beans.gif.37666d1612c33c992a442c89c9b3d261.gif

    4. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      Beans, beans, the musical fruit , the more you eat the more you toot

      Bart writing on the blackboard from the Simpsons : "Beans are neither musical nor a fruit."

  15. Cebus Capucinis

    Just ordered a Celestron NexStar 130SLT!

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Those are nice cars.

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Hmmm...Tough room.

       

      But yeah TBH,  Looks like a pretty nice telescope!

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Also I thought maybe a regular guy would answer....Not just my silliness ;)

  16. Cebus Capucinis

    You guys may know the real reason the NES sold like hotcakes, but can you explain why KIDS LOVE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH CEREAL?

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    2. Corby

      Corby

      Chewing Gum 80S GIF by Clio AwardsBecus it was a 1000% sugar? 

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      So that's why people were pouring syrup on their NESes!  

       

      They were sold like hotcakes!

    4. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Big Red gum makes your breath smell like horse sh*t, not feet.

  17. Cebus Capucinis

    Sigh 

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    2. roots.genoa

      roots.genoa

      Already disappointed to be back? 😩

    3. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      I feel you, bruh.

       

      Charlie Brown Says Sigh | Charlie brown, Charlie brown peanuts, Charlie brown and snoopy

    4. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Yes

  18. Cebus Capucinis

    She dangled before me the grapes of a lifelong friendship, which she no longer intends to let me pluck.

    1. Sauron

      Sauron

      All that, and after I gifted her a PS2. For the right reasons.

    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      I shudder to think what the wrong reasons are. Then again, nothing is a surer guarantee that it's really for the wrong reasons than exhorting "IT'S FOR THE RIGHT REASONS I SWEAR." He who doth protest too much, after all.

    3. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Also that first clause is horrendously drafted for a purported Mensa member. The object and predicate are in completely the wrong places.

       

      "She dangled the grapes of a lifelong friendship before me" is proper grammar.

  19. Cebus Capucinis

    Playing some QWOP!

    1. Corby

      Corby

      Sounds racist

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      By Golly!  I swear,...You fellows and yer A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.s!...HMMMmm...Quickening  WithOut Penis?

  20. Cebus Capucinis

    I am so excited to see the look on that little girl's face tomorrow when she wakes up early, walks in, sees what's under the tree, then rips open the wrapping on that brand spanking new Hello Kitty bike!

  21. Cebus Capucinis

    Woo! After far too long I finally started RDR2. Already looking like #2 fave of all time.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      It's pronounced R2D2.

    2. Corby

      Corby

      Love that game to death! On my 5th try 

  22. Cebus Capucinis

    I'm not too annoyed since I never use it, but fired up the ol' VCS (the new version) today and hooked it up to my 4K Fire TV and....Worst. Input. Lag. Ever. Everything is basically unplayable.

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    2. Corby

      Corby

      You're still here!?!?!?

    3. MrZarniwoop

      MrZarniwoop

      Also, be sure to play games in 1080p. I find 4K, particularly with using rotational control with the classic controller, unplayable.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Trade it in on a new Amico!  HAAAAaaaaaaaa!

       

       

      (Sorry...It's early...I'm tired)  Somehow laughed so much to myself I nearly spilt coffee. 

       

      WHy am I over here  am I entertaining myself over here under your St... GD Laptop!!! mesisng w/ my text agaion...typing any ol thing...misspelling stuff etc.?   AARRRRRRGGG!!

       

      Anyhows  Keep us posted.

  23. Cebus Capucinis

    All I, and millions of other fans, want for Christmas is Knight Rider 2600!!!!!!

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I think that's what happened.  They were in "Market Research" class.  Then on the day of the test,  they copied off of HardWork's paper!

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Ohhh,  and then  KITT probably won an Emmy for all of his HardWork on Knight Rider,  and Tommy Tallarico thought it was his Emmy...

    4. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      @GoldLeader: it was that evil KARR at it again!

  24. Cebus Capucinis

    "That's it, I am LEAVING!"

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    2. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      flounce.jpg.72457a475278a2a628e3364c304c2627.jpg

    3. digdugnate

      digdugnate

      It's not an airport, you don't have to announce your departure! 😅

    4. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      We have chat meow ya know....

  25. Cebus Capucinis

    I remember I used to read "Maze-A-Tron" as "Mazda-Tron." What a missed marketing cross-sell opportunity there, Intellivision. Millions down the drain.

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