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  1. Mad Libs: "Big Sexy" is the ______________.

    1. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      throbbing rhinoceros penis

    2. Shawn

      Shawn

      ... greasiest tart around.

    3. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      electronic equivalent of a cum dumpster

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  2. 2 hours sleep a night for....10 nights now? Work-related anxiety attacks suck.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      FWIW,  I did that exact thing once,...Then got to my days off and slept 14 hours!

    2. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      Been there, done that, totally sympathise with how many goats that blows.  If the job is at the point where it's screwing with your sleep, it may be time to start looking.

       

      FWIW, I'm currently working on a 6pm-10am Mon.-Weds. schedule.  Thursdays don't exist for me at all, and Fri.-Sun. are days where I sleep in a series of 3- to 4-hour fits.  Trust me...  I get it, even without the job stress.

    3. Rogerpoco

      Rogerpoco

      Melatonin really helps a lot, I usually take 10mg at bedtime.

      I'm with @x=usr(1536) tho, if it's general job stress it's time to consider something different-if it's a particular big task that has to be accomplished tho, that's just the ups and downs of a career, I guess.

      Hope you get some sleep!

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  3. Turkey bacon is superior to pork bacon.  I'LL DIE ON THIS HILL

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Back bacon is pretty good but still has nothing on turkey bacon.

       

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Just don't eat too much of it, or you'll BE a hill.  (Take it from one who knows!)

    3. The Usotsuki

      The Usotsuki

      I prefer beef bacon to either.

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  4. Just ordered a Creality Ender 3 v2, my first 3D printer! Excited for all the stuff I can make!

    1. SlidellMan

      SlidellMan

      Is it large enough to print out a door skin for a '65 Dodge Dart?

    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Jeep stuff....yes, actually! Storage clips and other things for it!

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Awesome!   Say,  I'll need a wing for my Roadrunner...

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  5. Happy Jeep Maintenance Day!

     

    ....you mean it's not that day for anyone else?!

    1. zylon

      zylon

      Grandad said those were "Just Everyone Else's Parts"

    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      They got them right nonetheless! Simple enough for most parts, no matter the source, to be bolt-on/bolt-off aside from major parts.

       

    3. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      Strangely enough, yesterday was going to be Jeep maintenance day for me - then I discovered that the tyre carrier on the KJ had been attached to the tailgate with 16mm fasteners.  Not 15mm, not 17mm, 16mm.  Guess what size of impact bit I apparently don't own, and that no hardware store within a 200 mile radius stocks.

       

      Amazon it is, and I'll have to live with the absolutely maddening squeaking coming from the carrier for a few more days.  Would like to take care of this sooner rather than later; if it moves enough to fatigue the tailgate metal, there's a chance of the whole thing tearing out.

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  6. ASTROCADE!!!! YESSSSS!

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      The ultimate downtempo moody system. The arcade sound chips FTW!

    2. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      Awesome, but you should really wrap it in a blanket, before using it.

    3. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      You're not gonna trick me. Everyone knows they have heat issues. I'm going to be pouring water on it every couple minutes while it's on. I'm sure that will help.

  7. I seen it and should of boughten it

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      huhuihhaa

       

      Boughten?

       

      I'm purty sure it's should of Bought it.

       

      Speak English ya moran.

    2. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      Is that some Shakespeare lingo english literaries only understand?  For the rest of us, why couldn't Romeo just say, "Hey, Juliet!  Get your ass out of that castle or whatever!  I've got something to say to you!"

    3. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      @CPUWIZ would of banned me if he could of done so

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  8. I'm thinking about a thread comparing the C64 to the A8 now! PUSHING THE ENVELOPE I KNOW

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      I want to argue about why someone thought it would be a good idea to replicate the gold discs of pain.

    2. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      What the world really needs is a controller with the Intellivision's disc and keypad, the 5200's fire buttons, and the whole thing encased in a Proline body.

    3. thanatos

      thanatos

      I think I heard all this in the old BBS arguments... You trying to restart them?  :D

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  9. Had an amazing idea for a unique thread. What if Atari actually DID get the exclusive rights to the NES? I bet nobody's thought of THAT deep question before!

     

    1. Razzie.P

      Razzie.P

      We'd be booking stays in the Pokemon suite at the new hotel.

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Or maybe Atari could have joined forces with Nintendo...And made a POKEYmon game!                    uuhhhhh!

    3. MrMaddog

      MrMaddog

      The Big N would still call all the shots as far as manufacturing & games go, with Atari only acting as distributors.  I could see Nintendo buying Atari from Warner...

       

      Fun Fact: Worlds of Wonder, who sold the NES across the States before being going out of business, was made up of former Atari employees.

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  10. Cat's just camped out like that (see pic). LOL

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  11. I can't wait to stay in one of the Atari hotels once they open!!!

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      And the place that served the tacos?  It was called 3 Amicos!

    2. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      They should allow Mystique/Playaround, a little 'Beat'Em And Eat'Em' should help with the woodgrain.

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      And if you wanted room service, you have to get a high score on Breakout.  More if you wanted that baked potato.

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  12. I find it hilarious that BASE jumpers wear helmets. If something goes wrong, trust me bud, the helmet ain't gonna help.

    1. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      It might be helpful if a bird flies in to your head or you land in a tree and hit a branch.

    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Hmm, fair point. And if a bird does smack one of them, I'd want the GoPro so we can see it recorded for posterity! My position is officially changed! Helmets for all BASE jumpers!

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Not what you're talking about, I know, but I do remember hearing (a long time ago) about a guy who's chute failed and he hit trees, Pine trees I think;  and the branches broke his fall and he ended up surviving with just a broken ankle. 

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  13. I really want to know how many of Chesnais' family members post in the VCS forum. It's the only explanation.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Now, there's a theory!

    2. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      Huh.  So Skippy the Wonder Intern got fired, then?

       

      No surprise, really.  He was making the executive team look inept.

  14. Oh, hi Mark.

    1. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      The Buffalo Bills' new stadium is called "Highmark Stadium".  It will be forever linked to THE ROOM in my mind.

    2. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      Stephen says hello!

    3. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      I did not hit her!

  15. Ah, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.

     

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      Excellent, party time.

    2. digdugnate

      digdugnate

      do you have Anacin, though?

    3. zylon

      zylon

      Nupe it!

  16. FedEx loses yet ANOTHER package. This time my Legends Pinball. :mad: They have lost, no joke, EVERY package sent to me in the past 6 months.

    1. thanatos

      thanatos

      Wow, that doesn't even make sense!

       

    2. wongojack

      wongojack

      Sure it makes sense.  Someone in the chain stole it.

    3. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Yep. That's likely what happened to my previous packages. They all at least made it to the AZ distribution center then *poof*. This time sticky hands between IL and AZ.

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  17. You can't say that on television!

    1. Clint Thompson

      Clint Thompson

      It's amazing the amount of things that can't be said but can actually be done

    2. CPUWIZ
    3. BydoEmpire

      BydoEmpire

      Loved that show!

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  18. Speakers? In MY hat? .... It's more likely than you think!

    1. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      Hopefully they're not next to the centipedes!

    2. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      I think the speakers can be place in the back pants pocket.

  19. Chips and salsa at the pool, a 99 degree day, and MLB on the radio. Perfect day!

  20. If video game companies made puzzles:

     

     

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      True.  I don't know how or why modern gamers put up with it.

  21. As down the glen one Easter morn

    To a city fair rode I

    There armed lines of marching men

    In squadrons passed me by

    1. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      Once upon a midnight dreary

      while I pondered, weak and weary

      over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore

    2. DoctorSpuds

      DoctorSpuds

      Hmm, poetry.

      Have a haiku

       

      Exterior sweet

      thoroughly Meter tumor

      Clearance particle

       

      A masterpiece. 

  22. ....what the F&!$ is "the Internet"?

    1. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      Could it be a porcupine?

    2. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      Don't piss off Al Gore now.

    3. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      Is it Manbearpig?  I bet it's Manbearpig.  Totally gonna go with Manbearpig.

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  23. "I was just casually browsing page 158 of the Buy, Sell, & Trade forum (like everyone does!) and just HAPPENED to scroll past 17 posts from 2008 and was wondering if you still had this for sale?"

    1. cvga

      cvga

      Ironically, it was just sold to me about an hour earlier than you inquired :)

    2. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      "Can I get this at the 2008 price, too?"

    3. cvga

      cvga

      Always ask for a deal. After all, it hasn't sold in over 13 years. Clearly no one wants it!

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  24. Well, so much for "tired of buying stuff." LOL.

    1. Rogerpoco

      Rogerpoco

      Curiosity is killing this cat.

      What'd ya buy?

    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Haha oh, nothing cool. Wife wanted a new dining room set.

    3. Rogerpoco

      Rogerpoco

      Ah, that's "pretty cool" to me!

      My Wife ain't interested in stuff like that, haha, we have a conglomeration of pots/pans/dishes/silverware, that just happen to be whatever we picked up over the years.

      :D

      No-we even HAVE a dining room set, in a box-she just never opened it, haha, I just remembered.

       

      I'm all for "upgrades", Man, every little thing adds up!

  25. Ever just get tired of buying stuff?

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Anything. Though I guess the manbaby toys in particular, or really anything that's just consumerism.

    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I don't get anti-consumerism. Before the years where you could buy cool stuff, you had to make it, trade a chicken for it, or do without. I'd rather have money in my holographic pants pocket so I can buy a sex robot that can also cook and clean the house.

    3. Wally1

      Wally1

      'Is it something we can buy?

       There must be another way...'

      -THE POLICE

      (Gordon Summoner, AKA Sting)

       

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