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Cebus Capucinis

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  1. I direct your attention to the fact there is a thread named "Disassembled Smurf," which is an amazing punk band name.

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    2. Gunstar

      Gunstar

      How would a Smurf say that? I've been smurfing to smurf it out...

    3. Gunstar

      Gunstar

      I think it could make just as good a name for a metal band too. Imagine a metal album cover with maniacally laughing Gargamel over top of a "disassembled Smurf" all bloody and gory...but maybe that would only work as the cover and name for a solo album by Flea?

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I think Disassembled Smurf would be like Rayman,  but blue...

  2. Welcome to the updated forum! Don't poop on the floor, please.

    1. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      *slips on poop and falls down*  Dammit, Cebus said don't poop on the floor!!!

  3. My biggest fear tonight is not that AtariAge goes up in smoke in the upgrade.....

     

     

    ....but that only @backin89's posts are lost!

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I don't know why,  but I want to be sure and revisit the Knight Rider thread too!...I mean a lot of HARD WORK went into that thread!

    2. OldSchoolRetroGamer

      OldSchoolRetroGamer

      Don't even think it! 🫢

  4. Got Overcooked for the Switch.....what a hilarious madcap dash!

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      But,  the real question is...are there shenanigans?  Or,  I should think, at very least,  escapades?

    2. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      It's pretty decent.  Get very difficult towards the end. 

  5. A baby dove fell out of its nest in a storm a few days ago. It's unhurt and big enough to waddle around but can't fly or eat yet. Fortunately its parents seem fine with us taking it inside every night (and it just happily lets us pick it up and put it in a temporary box) then bringing it back out during the day for them to feed it. Neighborhood cats gotta eat, but they can eat lizards and mice....

     

    Work productivity plummeted 50% due to "one eye always on Baby Dove Security Patrol" though. :D

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    2. MrBeefy

      MrBeefy

      That is true that birds will bond with humans.

    3. Corby

      Corby

      @MrBeefy you mean birds will bond with a hairy ape!

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      In my case I hope so.

  6. What a crap month. :(

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Got COVID, car got hit, work slowed down, then this week exploded, anxiety and depression all month....blech. Here's to August being reasonable!

    2. ClassicGMR

      ClassicGMR

      Let’s all have a reasonable August damn it!

    3. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Yes! I'm sure I'm not the only one. Cheers to a good August!

  7. There's no mods online! Muhahaha, I'm gonna say a bad word! .....

     

     

     

    ...... NES! :evil:

     

  8. Just got an OLED Switch. What kinda games should I get eh

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    2. OLD CS1

      OLD CS1

      Cool.  Did I just get laid?

    3. digdugnate

      digdugnate

      As if by a power greater than my wiener.  (Butthead voice)

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Ya know I was searching for free porn on the internet and accidentally came across this instead...  https://www.cnet.com/pictures/the-40-absolute-best-games-on-nintendo-switch/

  9. Hey guys be sure to hit that like and subscribe button and click that bell it really helps out the....*VIEWER INCOHERENT RAGE SOUNDS IN BACKGROUND*

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGG!

  10. Day two of COVID quarantine complete. At least what, eight more to go? Joy.

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    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      I'm a corporate attorney and also do contracts and commercial finance.

       

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      You do contracts? You can professionally execute people from home? Do you use drones, robots, or just stop their hearts using out-of-body techniques? The last one is usually the best choice, but sometimes it can be hard to get back into your body, especially if some old dead drunk took it over while you were gone.

    4. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Robots. Exclusively death Roombas. They're difficult, but stealthy.

  11. Man, some days just feel like unskippable cutscenes.

    1. GoldLeader
    2. Corby

      Corby

      most days i feel like a record player skipping on the vinyl

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Hmmmm...

       

      Some days I feel like Skipping down the street...

       

      Probably while singing...The Theme song to The Smurfs!

       

      shit-show-smurfs.gif

  12. Softball games 2 and 3 last night........fat old man is SORE 

  13. Alright, time for the Used to Not Be Fat but Got Fat....Again man to start hitting the treadmill again. Had my first softball game last Friday in like 10 years and.....yeeeeah

    1. ClassicGMR

      ClassicGMR

      I resemble that remark...

    2. save2600

      save2600

      So easy to get out of shape if you don't keep at it, especially into and after your 40's. Much easier to get hurt playing a sport or even doing real yard work too! Yep, speaking from experience.  ??

    3. Corby

      Corby

      I thought aboot doing a pushup the other day....woke up feeling like a bus hit me

  14. Würg!?

    1. GoldLeader
    2. Corby

      Corby

      Ew. The hairy ape has wurg! ?

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Remember the early bird catches the Würg!

  15. I don't click on these much anymore, keep forgetting they're tucked away in here! (Don't mean that as a criticism of status updates, more my failing brain!)

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I wish there was some in-between.  It seems they are now all but forgotten.  I wish at least that they appeared as Forum content and would appear on the sidebar by the latest posts...

  16. It's a miracle all the consoles I don't like were a success, compared to all the consoles I do like.

    1. Corby

      Corby

      Perhaps you should start hating on the poor little shit Amico, maybe it'll start being a success

    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      What are you talking about man, the Amico is already a smash hit and a culture changing icon!

  17. The word of the day is FLOUNCE. I'd tell you about it but THAT'S IT, I AM LEAVING!

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    2. Corby

      Corby

      I HAT YOU ALLLLLLL

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Buncha Mad Hatters up over yonder up heya in this bizzzz

    4. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      TOQUE YOU LONG ENOUGH

  18. [INSERT STATUS UPDATE HERE]

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      OK,

       

      It should say.

       

      Hello AA,

       

      My name's Cebus ...

       

                                 aaand I'm an Alcoholic...

       

       

       

                                    (Now,   I wasn't always hanging out by the dumpsters behind K-Mart offering to do foot stuff fer a sip of beer...)

    2. Corby

      Corby

      I'll need the password to your A.A. account

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      OK It's FREEBEER69@Corbyroxmahog

  19. I always felt like I Want My Mommy was the saddest game.

    1. Corby

      Corby

      I always felt "name this game" was the saddest game without a name. :( *sniff sniff* 

    2. Corby

      Corby

      Dammit...now I'm all emotional. I need a hug! 

  20. I looked at all the new Club thingies and couldn't find the Club Sandwich. Guess I'm not in that Club.

     

    1. Corby

      Corby

      Of course not. you should be in the banana club you damned hairy ape. 

  21. Come join The Official 'Official Thread' Thread! Post about YOUR favorite Official threads! Who knows, maybe your reply could make it into The Official Replies Thread!

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      We need the Official Yellow Snow thread...

       

       

       

       

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Nawww,  I don't know what it'd be...

    4. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      Mmm... lemon flavored snow cones...Homer Simpson Reaction GIF

  22. What's the difference between an "Official" thread in General Chat and....just any old normal thread? ?

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    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Ah, I thought it was just as many nude photos, only "tasteful."

    3. carlsson

      carlsson

      I think you get "1st" claim rights, like how some people comment on YouTube videos only to be the first to post, or some cracker groups hurry up releasing a game in buggy condition only to get credits for being the first to copy the game. It means if anyone later starts another thread in the same subject, you could claim there already was an "official" thread for that, regardless if it was sanctioned by someone or not.

    4. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Ah, so I should be first to make the "Official 'Official Thread' Thread" where I just link to all the "Official Threads".

  23. Say I just wanted to, good luck. Counting on you both, we all are.

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    2. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

       

    3. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Serious, I am. Call me Shirley, do not!

    4. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      "Consume you, it will."

  24. WTB: Boong-Ga Boong-Ga cabinet.

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