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Cebus Capucinis

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  1. Bizatch!

    1. Gorfy

      Gorfy

      What's that? Something about a Sebaceous Cyst??

    2. nanochess

      nanochess

      It's another word for Berzerk, like the Taiwan Barzack :)

    3. Bryan

      Bryan

      Try new Bizatch! fabric softener.

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  2. Can't wait to eat some delicious turkey -- what are you guys doing for Thanksgiving tomorrow?

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      Tomorrow is Halloween, bitch!

    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I ate a jive turkey once. He thanked me and went on his way.

    3. SoulBlazer

      SoulBlazer

      No, tomorrow is Christmas!

  3. Well, it is done. Hope you enjoy the collection!

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      But I thought the only reason why you needed the truck was to carry your collection? What are you going to do with an empty truck?

    2. Bryan

      Bryan

      What are you going to collect now?

    3. high voltage

      high voltage

      What was i6t anyway? Atari, Coleco, NES, Pong, Genesis, O2?

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  4. Just sold my entire collection to CPUWIZ. He is bringing the truck tomorrow.

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      He's investing all of the money in wine stock, then he plans to drink the shit out of wine.

    2. Bryan

      Bryan

      You traded your collection for a truck?

    3. nanochess

      nanochess

      wow! so you are going to do an investment? like a house or business?

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  5. Oh God, I'm still at PRGE.....homeless....no booths....sleeping on a bench!

    1. Gemintronic

      Gemintronic

      Take your ban hammer and use it on yourself: You'll automatically be taken outside the building.

    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      My dictionary says hippy and hippie are correct.

    3. Random Terrain
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  6. Back home! Time for a tasty beer to celebrate a great show! The AtariAge booth was awesome!

    1. Mxyzptlk

      Mxyzptlk

      Toll Booth Willy! No clue what that means. Please elaborate.

    2. Albert

      Albert

      Was good seeing you! Glad you were able to make it..

    3. Bryan

      Bryan

      I was just looking at the pictures and I swear that booth gets bigger every year. Pretty soon Al's going to need his own convention center and power plant for it! Looks awesome though; closest thing we have to having the old Atari, Inc. back.

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  7. Headed across the river to Vancouver to a great board game store, then out to fondue for lunch w/ a friend.....great PRGE weekend!

  8. Just had a great dinner at Der Rheinlander, now going to an awesome PRGE AFTER PARTY!

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Haha, bringing arcade game board games to Bar of the Gods, going to play some drinking games!

    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      "PRGE AFTER PARTY" is code for "drunken orgy in a hot tub filled with Atari cartridges."

  9. Just checked in at the Portland Retro Gaming Expo! Jeez, that AtariAge booth sure is full of a bunch of NERDS!

    1. Rev

      Rev

      Nerds......the other white meat.

    2. ilovethevectrex

      ilovethevectrex

      you are so lucky D: yeah, what losers right? who collects stupid old games anyways?

    3. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      Pictures, or it didn't happen. ;)

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  10. It's not Saturday, I'm not in the park, and I'm pretty sure it's not the Fourth of July.

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Trivia: Sam Peckinpah liked slow motion riders.

    2. Bryan

      Bryan

      Can you dig it?

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      Oh yes I can, I'

      ve been waiting such a short time..For Sunday.

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  11. LOL

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      The 2012 movie starring Miley Cyrus and Demi Moore? I wasn't aware that you liked chick flicks.

    2. NE146

      NE146

      if it's ok, I'll say a prayer right now for that. I'm sitting here writing a message for our local homeless Mission on the hope we have in Christ and how we're never alone when we have a "friend who sticks closer than a brother" Proverbs 18:24. Also, I wrote a song about a woman who believed on faith that God would send her husband back to her; it's written from the husband's perspective on how he couldn't believe that she loved him all those years he ran a...

    3. Bryan

      Bryan

      I'm rolling on the floor and I can't believe how dusty it is under everything. Not funny- not funny at all.

  12. THAT'S IT! I AM LEAVING!

  13. I was a social experiment all along!

    1. Random Terrain
    2. Mirage

      Mirage

      I had forgotten about that one, and I even called the guy a liar and invoked Social Experiment!

    3. OldSchoolRetroGamer

      OldSchoolRetroGamer

      don't think that guy has been back in a while? (admission of trolling?)...

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  14. OH SWEET JESUS PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN! http://imgur.com/a/StZBH

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      That is an awesome idea as well.

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      If they can sell cake frosting in a tube, I don't see why they can't also sell Oreo cream in a tube. Make it happen, Nabisco!

    3. ClassicGMR
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  15. Hitler just found out about the Hitler Fried Chicken in Thailand!

    1. pangasinan

      pangasinan

      Wow,I never knew, I just never knew !

    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      How many chickens did Goring eat? Nein!

  16. Ahhh......hydrocodone.

    1. Austin
    2. Scootiecat

      Scootiecat

      UGH! Am allergic to hydrocodone!

    3. Sauron

      Sauron

      It's some good stuff.

       

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  17. Drinking so much water I feel like I'm swimming all day. Blarg!

    1. Fixitguy74

      Fixitguy74

      I hope your near a bathroom, otherwise it could get messy.

    2. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      Be careful. Too much water can make your sodium level drop and kill you.

    3. Random Terrain
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  18. Got to experience the local emergency room early this morning! I have pyelonephritis in both kidneys. Worst pain I've ever felt in my life!

  19. Neighbors came over to thank me for finding their kitty. :) She had a hurt spot on her neck and was scraggly from no food so they're taking her to the vet. :D

    1. esplonky

      esplonky

      we used to have a cat that got into fights, and would come home with big pieces of skin and some meat taken off of its neck.

    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      LOL, it was just nice to find the cat. We have 2 of our own and I wouldn't want to lose them!

    3. cmart604

      cmart604

      RT with yet another classic! :)

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  20. Just found/rescued my neighbor's Calico kitty that had been missing for 3 days. :)

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      Free beer & wine. Love it man.

    2. McCallister

      McCallister

      That is happy and commendable news. Great to hear!

    3. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      She got stuck in a small chain-link fenced off area. There was a small hole underneath the fence in one spot, but not big enough for her to get back through. The neighbors had put up posters, I was standing at my back window and heard a cat crying. One found kitty!

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  21. BEEG AMERICAN _________

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      Beeg American, Beeg American, she wants the Beeg American!

    1. goldenegg

      goldenegg

      Could it be inferred for men that the smaller their package the higher they'll aim for their dick rating?

    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I start at level 5.

  22. Gin and tonic, you say? Don't mind if I do!

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Step 1: Fill bathtub with gin and tonic.

       

      Step 2: Take off your clothing.

       

      Step 3: Get in bathtub.

       

      Step 4: Scream.

    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      What about playing Sonic the Hedgehog while drinking gin? That'd be Gin and Sonic.

    3. Bryan

      Bryan

      There's nothing worse than a gin colonic.

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  23. Just found out today my wife had never heard the "Beans beans they're good for your heart" rhyme. HOW? How is that possible?

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Classy people don't know about such things. They haven't been contaminated by commoners.

    2. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      Some women know about farting-they just don't want their husbands stinking up the living room.

    3. Bryan

      Bryan

      Nuthin' says lovin' like the Dutch oven!

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  24. GO BRUINS! Tonight is the night you win it all!

    1. tremoloman2006

      tremoloman2006

      As a B's fan that sucked... as a hickey fan, it was a great series and the better team won. Still hurts tho.

       

    2. Random Terrain
    3. SoulBlazer

      SoulBlazer

      Yeah, that totally sucked last night. 2 goals in 17 seconds?

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