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  1. ValkerieSilk

    "Baseball, cold showers, baseball, Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day… "

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      **shudder!**

  2. ValkerieSilk

    "I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults"

    1. DZ-Jay

      DZ-Jay

      "I used to have one flaw. I was conceited. But I fixed that. Now I'm perfect."

  3. ValkerieSilk

    Since I can’t find the power supply for this update, I’m listing it as untested and for parts only, but it worked perfectly the last time I tested it when I was 12

    1. oldjd

      oldjd

      What no pictures?

  4. ValkerieSilk

    Ataribox ... http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2017/09/27/ataris-new-console-does-much-more-than-just-video-games.html

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    2. jeremiahjt

      jeremiahjt

      Please don't tell me you people saying Fox News is propaganda watch CNN or MSNBC.

    3. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      ALTERNATIVE FACTS

    4. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_facts
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  5. ValkerieSilk

    @!#[email protected]!

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    2. TheTIGuy

      TheTIGuy

      1 let $a = oh

      2 let $b = fu

      3 let $c = ck

      4 let $d = $b + $c

      5 print $a + $d

    3. ValkerieSilk

      ValkerieSilk

      :0 )

    4. retrorussell

      retrorussell

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  6. ValkerieSilk

    Need Coffee IV

    1. Albert

      Albert

      Didn't like Coffee I - III?

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      My favorite was "Need Coffee III: The Needening"

       

      (Although I admit that "Need Coffee II: Electric Boogaloo" is a guilty pleasure.)

    3. TheTIGuy

      TheTIGuy

      Need Coffee(1978): Disco Fever

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  7. ValkerieSilk

    Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow

  8. ValkerieSilk

    Inside Apple: How the iPhone almost never happened http://money.cnn.com/2017/06/27/technology/gadgets/creation-iphone-history/index.html

    1. ValkerieSilk

      ValkerieSilk

      Stories from the engineers mimic those of the MAC team in the early 80's. Wasn't pleasant working with Jobs.

       

       

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      I do that now thinking WTF?!?

    3. DracIsBack

      DracIsBack

      There were other devices being looked at before iPhones, Bryan. No denying that they really kicked the industry in high gear, but let's get real ...

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  9. ValkerieSilk

    2:45 AM: Treating my insomnia to a dose of original Star Trek on a Sony Betamax player complete with old commercials…

    1. doctorclu

      doctorclu

      I have a few Beta Max players mostly for my recordings in the 80's.

    2. toiletunes

      toiletunes

      V'ger! V'ger! (stares into space with dopey expression)

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Any old shows are so much better with the original commercials!! It really puts you back in time. Unfortunately you might also remember a static filled picture sometimes...

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  10. ValkerieSilk

    If you make only the minimum payment, it will take 18 years to payoff this update.

    1. save2600

      save2600

      better not make any more updates til this one is paid off then!

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      And pay more than the minimum, fer the love of god...

  11. ValkerieSilk

    Today's update is for parts only ... Up ate has is ues

  12. ValkerieSilk

    Today's update will magically travel down your screen and disappear ...

    1. accousticguitar

      accousticguitar

      That's exactly what happened!

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      HMMmmmm

  13. ValkerieSilk

    Intellivision Programmer and owner Keith Robinson Dies http://www.retroist.com/2017/06/15/farewell-keith-robinson/

    1. The Mr. Video

      The Mr. Video

      Dang man. :(

  14. ValkerieSilk

    Update ONLY (For parts or repair)

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      It worked when last powered on, but then weird things were happening so now it's sold *as is*...

  15. ValkerieSilk

    Help Me Spock!

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      "Now can you cry like Lincoln?"

       

      "Heeeeeelp meeeeee Kirrrrrk."

    2. ValkerieSilk

      ValkerieSilk

      Lol

    3. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      "Spock!!! Get this guy off me!!!"

  16. ValkerieSilk

    Playing Miner 2049er on ColecoVision

    1. AtariBrian

      AtariBrian

      You have absolutely no time to complete a board .

    2. DuggerVideoGames

      DuggerVideoGames

      I beat the game, but it's a pain in the ass. This is one of those games that should've had continues (reset the score to 0, but at least have continues).

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I have that one CIB from way back in the day! :)

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  17. ValkerieSilk

    Just ordered the new ‘Officially Licensed’ Koleco Book (I may have spelled that incorrectly) … “How to Get Your Ass Handed To You – The Easy Way”

    1. DuggerVideoGames

      DuggerVideoGames

      The long-awaited sequel: Earn an F With Less Effort!

  18. ValkerieSilk

    Today's update comes from a smoke free home...

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Sorry, I only read VGA graded updates.

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Today's update comes from a smoke free home...Anybody got any smoke?

  19. ValkerieSilk

    In Honer of RWB, Today’s Update is Naked.

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      Blood'n'guts.

      Butts'n'boobs.

    2. DuggerVideoGames

      DuggerVideoGames

      Nachos and lemonheads on Cardillo's boat!

  20. ValkerieSilk

    Today’s update is made from genuine synthetic leather!

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    2. MaliciousCarp

      MaliciousCarp

      How many Fauxs have to die to satisfy your primitive and, frankly, barbaric cravings for faux leather and faux fur?????????

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      ^LOL

    4. ValkerieSilk

      ValkerieSilk

      Faux if I know...

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  21. ValkerieSilk

    Booked Room for Game On

  22. ValkerieSilk

    This Happy Friday is Near Mint!

    1. Ransom

      Ransom

      Has VGA verified that?

    2. nanochess

      nanochess

      I've already opened it

  23. ValkerieSilk

    Happy Saint Patrick's Day .. NOTE: This message is untested as I do not have a power supply.

    1. bpatte02

      bpatte02

      Well I think I'll just open a claim of "did not receive," and even though the carrier's tracking system shows delivered, you'll be forced to repay me anyways whilst never receiving your product back.

    2. ValkerieSilk

      ValkerieSilk

      You've reached the claims department. Please leave a message.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Happy Saint Patrick's Day to you as well...Worked fine. I used my own power supply :)

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  24. ValkerieSilk

    NOTICE: THE COLOR OF YOUR COLECOVISION HANDCONTROLLERS IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE AND MAY VARY WITH THE COLOR AS SHOWN ON THE OUTER CARTON. THIS WILL IN NO WAY EFFECT THE PERFMANCE OF YOUR COLECOVISION.

    1. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      Well, that's too bad. I was hoping it would suck less.

    2. HoshiChiri

      HoshiChiri

      I don't have time to read this notice, I need to return my colecovision because they gave me the wrong controllers- they're not black! Oh, that store manager is gonna get it!

    3. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      Why were so many plastic things BEIGE back then? All Colecovision controllers should have looked like these: http://atariage.com/forums/topic/216756-pac-man-controllers/

  25. ValkerieSilk

    Quote from one of our software engineers today: “I know exactly what the problem might have been”.

    1. ValkerieSilk

      ValkerieSilk

      lol

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Is there a technical term for "weasel words"?

    3. ls650

      ls650

      The boss should reply, "I know exactly how you might get paid..."

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