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ValkerieSilk

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  1. God Bless France!

    1. PacManPlus

      PacManPlus

      My heart goes out to everyone there... God bless...

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      what happened?

       

    3. gamecat80

      gamecat80

      My heart and thoughts go out to France. Hope Catpix is OK.

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  2. Once upon a time ...

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      ... where they fell down a hole and died. The end.

    2. nanochess

      nanochess

      Died, because there was a zombie princess in the bottom of hole, she made a ladder of bones to get out the hole and start a zombie invasion :>

    3. sega_SHARK

      sega_SHARK

      Team Pixelboy presents: Mecha-13; Zombie Princess Challenger ; )

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  3. Could you not give my secret santa my work address this year...

  4. Sorry Atari

    1. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      Such a slore, commodore!

    2. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      Sucks to be you, Retro VGS. (Sorry... it doesn't exactly rhyme.)

    3. MobiusAqua

      MobiusAqua

      Umm... I bought a used PS3, and it didn't work, so I thought it was a piece of Sony baloney? (Not really, but it rhymes, right?)

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  5. "Loving it is easy, that's why so many people do"

    1. TPR

      TPR

      That why I do it! =)

  6. Are you telling me that you built a time machine out of a Colecovision!?

    1. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      Just add SGM, Mr. Fusion, and Flux Capacitor.

    2. SiLic0ne t0aD

      SiLic0ne t0aD

      If you're going to build a time machine, you might as well do it with some style..

  7. Bacon

    1. SiLic0ne t0aD

      SiLic0ne t0aD

      Its whats for dinner.. ..or maybe it was beef?

    2. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      It makes everything better.

    3. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      Breakfast of Champions.

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  8. Who is it?

    1. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      Orange you glad I didn't say banana.

    2. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      @ retrorussell Classic Electric Company cartoon!

    3. adam242

      adam242

      It's some big, fat hermaphrodite

      with a Flock of Seagulls haircut and only one nostril.

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  9. Why is Friday taking so long to get here...

    1. adam242

      adam242

      Friday was five days ago... you missed it.

    2. SoundGammon

      SoundGammon

      Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so close to Monday?

    3. ValkerieSilk

      ValkerieSilk

      @adam242: Damn, I got start paying atten ... hey look something shiny!

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  10. Seriously, life’s too short to take things so seriously...

    1. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      You'll never get out alive!

    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      If life is short, then everything should be taken seriously.

    3. Papa

      Papa

      Life is as long as it's supposed to be.

  11. Currently Offering Free Diapers for all Babies

    1. high voltage

      high voltage

      I'd offer free babies for diapers

  12. Atariage... You complete me...

  13. Pizza

    1. ValkerieSilk

      ValkerieSilk

      Yum, Pizza Burgers even better!

    2. Ransom

      Ransom

      Pizza: it's what's for dinner. And lunch. And breakfast. In heaven.

    3. ValkerieSilk

      ValkerieSilk

      Glad to know that other's share the same idea of heaven as myself... Endless Pizza Burgers, Beer and Retro Gaming!

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  14. "Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?"

    1. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      He knows it and can't help it.

    2. Spacey Invader

      Spacey Invader

      "No ..."

      "Uh .. Me 'neither"

       

    3. JamesD

      JamesD

      LOL, what is that from

       

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  15. "Eat your salad before it gets cold"

  16. "Eat your salad before it get cild

  17. "All your base are belong to us"!

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      "What you say !!!"

    2. BurritoBeans

      BurritoBeans

      "Someone set up us the bomb."

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      "Main screen turn on. "

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  18. 'I feel so broke up I want to go home Let me go home"

  19. Scotch 3, Boston Lager 6 top of 7th

  20. Today's update is still factory sealed!

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      They just found cases of factory sealed status updates in Mexico. :(

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      ... and they still have that Factory Sealed Update smell!

  21. "On my business card, I am a corporate president. In my mind, I am a game developer. But in my heart, I am a gamer,"

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      Jeff Minter? ID's what's his nose? Whose quote?

    2. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      Sounds like Satoru Iwata. He's been described as a gamer at heart.

  22. "You're not doing it right, you have to take three steps and jump with your hands out in front of you."

  23. What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' and wants to get married. But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands off figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Eventually, Figure 'C' and Figure 'D' will figure out what's happening.

    2. Reaperman

      Reaperman

      For some reason, I now can't get the Neo Geo song out of my head. "four bright buttons and two joysticks," indeed.

    3. cvga

      cvga

      It figures. I figure all 4 figures need to figure out what to do about the other figures.

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