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Very Hyper Squirrels.

I think it's hilarious when one of my friends tries to impress me by saying, "I have such and such movie on an old VHS tape! I even still have a player!" And I'm just like, "Yeah, so do I. I also have a Laserdisc player, a Beta VCR, and an RCA Selectavision that plays video discs with a stylus." Seriously, people act like it's impressive to own a working VHS VCR, and I can't really figure it out. There have to be millions of them out there, you can...

I guess I exceeded the character limit. That was supposed to say: There have to be millions of them out there, you can pick 'em up for a couple of bucks in a thrift store or pawn shop. In fact, that's exactly what I did when my last VCR failed, and I ended up with one that was better than the one I had, too.